Showing posts with label Game Retardification. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Game Retardification. Show all posts

Friday, 2 January 2009

Grand Theft Auto..Malaysia Campus!!! Sneak Peak!!!!

Finally a sneak preview of the game!!! (See the cover of the game: HERE)

Here's a list of the main characters featured in the game.


Chong aka "snow man from Siberia" - The head of the Chinese Triad. He is often seen in a black suit and a magnum in his hand. He rules his large crime organisation with an iron fist. His orders are absolute and should anyone goes against him, he or she would be executed mercilessly. Cruel and cold-hearted, he has been compared to the likes of Joseph Stalin and Hitler. His nature is brutal and often thirst for the blood of his opponents. His favourite past time is giving people "headshots" with his magnum ( 888 victims to date) and torture those who betrayed him. Rumour has it that he owns a private army, a personal intelligence network and a group of elite assassins which claimed to have assassinated almost a thousand people.


Robert de Negro - The head of the de Negro family, one of the 5 top families that control east side of the campus. His charming smile has intoxicated a large number of girls. However, he can be deadly serious sometimes. Calm and rational by nature, he is the one organising and planning out strategies for his crime syndicate. He likes to watch "bra and panties" wrestling match between girls and is personally very good at it. He prefers Chinese cuisine than the traditional fried chicken. He dislikes frogs as he had a horrifying history with the creature.


Chibi "Jilla" Ming - A small, cunning, untrustworty hitman that would always gets the job done if the pay if right. Often being spotted at the strip clubs but never actually interacts with the girls. He is skilled at doing "lap dance", perhaps influenced by the girls at the club. He is very afraid of Pearl and is usually intimidated by her size.



Nikki S - A character that is put in the game for no purpose. The character mainly helps the player by replenishing the health to full by performing some special "Tiger" dance. She can be found in the bar near the SA building or lingering around the east side of the campus.



Ahmed "Shasho" Capone - Born to an influential Egyptian family. He admires the Italian "Mafia" and tries to emulate their style. His crime syndicate spans from the east side to the center of the campus. His organisation is often regarded as the most powerful among the 5 top families. Some says this is due to the his close ties with the Chinese Triad. He plans to create a film about his crime organisation, like the ones they did in Godfather I, II, and III. His personal favourite food are spaghetti and pizza.


Minor Characters:

Pearl "The Beast" -Often seen as the de Facto leader of the "de Negro" family. She controls the entire family including the head, Robert de Negro behind the scene. She is a very capable fighter, strong enough to put any guys to the ground with a few punches. She likes to toy around Chibi "Jilla" Ming.

Juanda K. Hayley - A biker gang's leader. He is also known as the "Blonde Mohawk" or B.M. The biker gang usually operates outside the campus but do access to the campus every now and then.

Hemanshu "Contractor" - A polite looking guy that works for Robert de Negro. He is in charge of the Strip club. "Asians Sexy Sluts (A.S.S)" in eastern campus. He likes Chinese girls and is often seen flirting around with them.


Note: There are more than 1000 npc characters which the player will be able to interact with.

Screenshots:




Author's rating: This is simply the best action-adventure-role-playing-first person shooter game ever produced. The demo is enough to impress us. The gameplay is smooth and the actions are good. The storyline is simply awesome and can beat any of the hollywood action films to date. It's just freaking marvelous. 10/10

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Assassins Creed - The Chronicles of Altair

The Legend of Altair
- Hatred in Acre -

During the third crusade, the city of Acre was ruled by the Templar Knights. The knights were cruel and ruthless. They would go around killing and robbing people of their properties. Any resistance would be crushed completely and anyone involved will be hanged or beheaded publicly. It was a terrifying period for the citizens of Acre. Many lives have been lost during the Templar's rule.

The citizens of Acre were helpless. They could do nothing against the mighty crusader Army. The only thing they could do was to pray to God, hoping that God would send a warrior down from Heaven to liberate them from the Templar's reign on them.

On day, an assassin named Altair was on a mission in Acre to find new girls for his master. His master, Al Mualim, has a habit of keeping young girls in the garden at the back of the fortress.

During his mission, he witnessed the cruelty of the Templars.

Suddenly, three unknown figures appeared behind him. Altair drew out his sword and fought back.

As predicted, the three unknown figures were the Templar Knights. After the fight, Altair interrogated one of them to find out the Templar's motive. From there, Altair learned that he Templars have observed him for a long time. He knew he had to stay low profile and avoid any contacts with the Templars.

However, things were not so easy for Altair as the Templars have eyes and spies everywhere in the city. Wherever Altair went, there would be Templars waiting to ambush him from behind. Altair fought a ferocious and bloody street battle with the Templars. Eventually, all the Templar Knights in Acre were defeated and killed by Altair.

When the citizens heard that the all Templars have been eliminated, they began to come out from their hiding place. Joy and happiness filled the entire city. The people of Acre hailed Altair as their hero and saviour. A grand celebration was held and Altair was showered with many gifts and presents from the people.

Some of them showed their gratitude in a very different way..

After that, Altair left the city and continued his journey to Jerusalem and Damascus to complete his mission, that is to search for young maidens for his master....

To Be Continue............

Saturday, 4 October 2008

Darn it...it destroyed my weekend...

Well, it's Sunday and I'm at home...bored. I browsed through my desktop to find something interesting..and I'm not talking about Hentai here as I have just lost 295gb worth of data (including the x-series) when my external hard disk fell from the table. After a few minutes, something caught my eyes. It's the Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars game. I thought I have already erased most of the game from my computer....ah...what the heck...I'm bored. So I clicked on the game icon and started playing.....but a normal game would be boring...and you'll need to spend a lot of time gathering resources...building up an army...yawn. I opened my web browser and type in "CnC 3 Tiberium Wars trainers"

Side note: A trainer is a device where the player can activate god mode, unlimited resources, instant build, no power requirement...etc..

I downloaded the trainer with all the features above..except for the god mode and started my game happily.

I've chose to become an asshole by setting the handicap to -95%. That means my units are -95% weaker than the opponent's. In other words, my units are SUPER DUPER SHIT.......



And look at how fast I create my army. No one would stand against a vast army like this....I'm destined to win the match..



The A.I started to send in its army. No bother, my army will crush them in no time.



Then I spied on the enemy's base using the spy satellite ability...and I was shocked...very very shocked to find this...



The enemy had all the cheat effects that I've just activate.....#$#@%@$%!@!#$@!@341 (Foul words detected...censored) The computer is cheating...bloody hell (computer: tell me again who is the one cheating first??)

In 10 minutes, the Tripods overran my base and defeated me....

Screw this game...I'm gonna erase it from my computer right away....and yes, my fine Sunday was ruined by this....

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Some screenshots for Company of Heroes...

I just can't get enough of this game...here are some screenshots of my latest carnage....


Pic 1: Tiger Tank in action....firing a uranium shell at the enemy...
Pic 2: Target destroyed by Tiger Tank in 1 hit.....
Pic 3: Stuka bombardment.....no one is safe in the battlefield...even if you are hiding in bunkers...
Pic 4: The ultimate V1 rocket in the axis arsenal...such a beauty isn't it?

Pic 5: 3 hours of battle with the Axis.(yeah I'm using Allies against the insanely strong Axis...) I really struggled in the game as none of my tanks can shoot as far as the German tanks. The kill ratio is 4:1 (4 Allies Tanks to kill one German Panther tank) and against tiger tank 8:1..... But thanks to the Allies Howitzers I can finally crush the German war machine.....lol

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Messing with Company of Heroes....

After getting bored at the "actual" game, i've decided to tweak a little to spice up the fighting....These modifications include:

  • a Super 1-hit-KO Tiger Tank
  • all tanks have futher attack range

  • artilleries have wider area effect and can target every corner of the map

  • massive explosions

  • debris stay on battlefield to add realism to the game

The full-scale battle is just magnificant. I haven't felt so much excitement from an RTS game. Here are some of the screenshots:




Great bombardment by the stukas....




After 3 hours of heavy bombardment by the stuka and a captured Allied Howitzer...behold, the Allied Massacre!!!

Tool used for modding: Corsix Tools
Howto & Tutorials: Relic Forum