A Great Insult to All Chinese during Chinese New Year celebration!!!

A fat, brainless idiot handing out "White Packets" (Funeral Money) to the Chinese.

Perkasa organised a so-called "Chinese New Year Open House" with an "all white" theme, white table cloths, white chair, white packets and white shirts. He is basically giving the Malaysian Chinese a grand funeral during the most important day for the Chinese community..how awesome is that? Better still, the guy in yellow is from MCA (a party that is supposed to help the Chinese community) did nothing about it except laughing like a retard!!!

You can only get these kind of scenes in Malaysia....

Let's get rid of these bastards once and for all in the next General Election!!!

Chinese culture note: White signifies funeral and death while Red signifies celebrations and happiness in the Chinese tradition.

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

Wishing everyone a prosperous new year in this Water Dragon Year!!! Gong Xi Fa Chai!!!

Drawn by Picasso Wannabe

Happy New Year!!!!

Pictures taken from KLcc countdown event.

Wishing 2012 a better and prosperous year for everyone!!!!

Wishing Everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!!

Hope you guys have a fun time getting all the nice pressies and stuffing your stomach with all the nice food and wince this Christmas season!!! Enjoy!!!

Desperate sales promoters...

I have been insanely busy with my work in the last couple of weeks and finally last weekend I had some time off to visit one of Malaysia's largest exhibition of gadgets and pretty girls.

As usual, crowd was heavy and the stalls were filled and show-offing new, highly advanced tech items. My friends and I spent a few hours there looking around and testing some of the stuff there...well ...I was looking at the girls there more...but then most of the time my view will be blocked by the DLSR-ers (since they are the frequent visitors there..I wonder if they have a whole collection of the girls, categorised by different periods/syle etc. that I can obtain/download from).

I was a bit dissapointed with the exhibition as I was expecting some demo on the latest Android OS, the ice scream sandwich and a variety of ultra thin ultrabooks. There was nothing on Android, and only a handful on ultraboks available, the rest are the stuff you can see everyday at LowYat, with a lower price tag. I feel that the organisers should take the advantage of the crowd and showcase some new items there, similar to the Tech Conference in some countries.

Towards the end of the tour, I was again pitted against waves of aggressive mobile carriers and credit card promoters. But I noticed this time around they were really desperate to get you to sign on their offer. They tried to persuade me without giving me information on the product or offer. How awesome is that?

Here's some of the shitty persuasions I have encountered at the exhibition:

sales promoter: Sir, you want unifi (broadband connection)?

me: I am currently using it at the moment. Thank you.

sales promoter: Eerr...ok...so..

another sales promoter: unsubscribe and re-subscribe la...(in a joking tone...but I could feel the promoter somehow really wish that I would do that)

The sales promoter can instead ask me about the package I am using at the moment and try to get me sign/or upgrade to the package with higher speed, and of course he/she will need to persuade me by telling me the benefits and a very good reason for doing that.

The next one is the credit card promoter (I have encountered a lot of credit card promoters and most of them tried to persuade me with the same tactic)

credit card promoter: Sir, do you have a moment, I just want to talk to you.

me: ok?

credit card promoter: So, which bank are you using at the moment? I am not trying to ask you to sign up, just want to give you some information.

me: XXX bank and XXX bank.

credit card promoter: So you want to sign up with our bank?

me: I already got enough credit cards. I don't need another one.

credit card promoter: Our card very good one.

me: ..... (That is your info?) Thank you, but I really don't need another one.

credit card promoter: Please la, help me a bit la (to get the commision). Help me la.

me: ..... (Then who the fuck is going to help me to settle the annual fees and service tax for the new card????)

What bollocks is that? This has to be one of the worse tactic used. That guy should really do some research on different banks and try to present the benefits of their card over other banks to the people they approach.

End of my rumbling...good night...

When your own race doesn't give a F*** about you...

This morning I went out to run some errands in Taipan Subang Jaya. As usual, the area there was packed with cars filled with families going there for a weekend meal. I was at a junction where I saw a female driver who looks like a foreigner, blocking the road (between the HSBC building and Maybank)I need to turn into Initially I wanted to honk a bit to let her know that she is blocking the road, but before I hit the center of my steering wheel, I saw that she was stucked because of the driver in front. The chinese female driver was reversing her car out of the parking spot and was blocking the foreign driver's way.

After a few minutes maneuvering the car, the chinese female driver managed to create some space for the foreign driver to proceed her journey. But this time she came blocking the road leading the small road (in fact her car was blocking people from both directions). The queue started building up behind me and the drivers behind me were starting to get irritated. Everyone started honking (same goes for me) as she was taking way too long . Because my car was the first in the line, she gave me a nasty look (a big "BITCH" can be seen written on her face) and started cursing at me in the car. The staring and cursing wasted another few seconds which to Malaysian drivers, is a heck of a long time. This time, she tried to reverse further to get into the small road where she could instead, proceed in front and make a turning there which would instantly release the deadlock and return the traffic back to normal.

In case you can't visualise the bi*ch expression at that time

As she was taking her own sweet time reversing her vechicle, (wonder how she managed to get her driving licence, she can't even do a proper and simple reverse), I gave her another honk, asking her to speed up a bit. She gave me another nasty look, the same as the first one. I actually thought of honking her continously so that she will keep on giving me the nasty looks since she is so responsive to my honks. But I care for other road users (golden halo on my head) and decided not to do so. After a few more minutes, she managed to get her car into the small road and traffic resumed as normal.

If you think this is over, then you are completely wrong as she caused another deadlock at another junction in front .

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Later in the evening, I went out to collect my car from the service center. On the way back, I did a very idiotic thing when trying to adjust my car seat. I actually pulled the trigger that opens my car boot. I can't do anything at that time as I was in the middle of the road and the traffic light was sturing green soon. From my back mirror, I could see a Malay driver and his famiy in the car behind me was looking at my car boot with their eyes wide open. They started chatting to each other while pointing at my car boot.

"Laugh all you want...I don't care. I am a stupid driver." I said to myself, trying to find some comfort. When I looked into the mirror for a second time, I saw the driver swayed away and stopped beside me. The Malay family looked at me and started pointing and gesturing that my car boot was opened. It was quite funny looking at them as they seemed to be more frantic than I. I replied back to them that I knew and thanked them for that.

It was really heart warming to see the real 1 Malaysia spirit in action (different races caring for one another) , rather than the souless, unappealing and sickening 1 Malaysia advertisements that appear in almost everywhere.

Selamat Hari Raya to all my muslim friends!!!

And happy holidays to everyone else!!!

Unique door system...only in Malaysia

Ministry of Transport...wake up

Malaysian roads have become one of the most dangerous places on Earth. If you have been to one, it's a hell of a journey. For the past few weeks, my car was almost rammed into by more than 6 idiots. They were either zig-zagging (without signal), cutting queues (again, without signals), tailgating, etc. Last week, my virgin car was finally "fucked" by an idiot driver. The funny thing was that my car was stuck (static) in a traffic jam and she still can crash into my rear.

Strict rules should be enforced by the police and JPJ (miracle needed here). Here are some of my ideas:

1. Drivers who have caused more than 3 accidents (the ones at fault here) will get their cars confiscated and lose their insurance. They still need to settle their car loans if any.

1.1 Drivers who repeat the same offence after 1 will get the same punishment from 1 plus 10 whippings and RM 30k fine.

1.2 Drivers who repeat the same offence again (either true idiot or stubborn arses) will be sentence to death (no hope for them anymore).

2. Summons should be settled before the deadline. Drivers who failed to do so after the expiry date will get 10 times the amount each day(e.g for two days it will be 300x10x10 = RM 30,000).

3. For hit and run case, if the party at fault fails to turn up and file a police report after the specified date, he/she will be considered "guilty" for hit and run. The victim can claim from the other party's insurance immediately. The party at fault will get RM30,000 fine, 10 whippings and lose the insurance. (current system is really flawed, causing a lot of hassle and long waiting time for the victims who are already quite sad and pissed off).


Feel free to contribute more ideas, the ones stated above won't be enforced anyway (I'd be damn surprise if the do).

Let's make the highway a better place for driving start from today!!

Saturday Showdown...

I was strolling around Bukit Bintang area with my friends last Saturday a and I bumped into a demonstration outside Maybank. This was my first time in my life time witnessing a protest first hand...how lucky!! (Too bad there weren't any water cannons around to excite things further).


The protestors were singing and chanting their slogans..quite a public performance there..too bad it wasn't in the news (I was looking around, hoping to get myself on TV or in the news...too bad no reporters there...XD)


The number of people protesting were around 30-50 people, and the busybodies (including myself) enjoying the show there were in the hundreds. The policemen whose job is to control the crowd became the tour guide instead as many passer-bys were asking them about the protest!!!

Having to much excitement, me and my friends went to Genting to cool ourselves down....

Sarawakians..the ball is at your feet now...(Updated)

The much awaited and excited Sarawak state election is just around the corner (though I am already sick of elections after 16 by elections). Fellow Sarawakians, the power is in your hand now...

OR

Give the opposition a chance for governance, if you don't like it, you can throw them out in the next election. Malaysia really need some refreshing faces in the cabinet...it will make us feel better everyday...

Let us create a better Malaysia...

Credit: Pictures obtained from Google image.

Updates!!
Poll result: The old f@#$ won....

Sex is the current "IN" thing in Malaysia.....

Nowadays, when you turn on the TV, or read up the news paper, or even talk to some Malaysians, they will tell you a lot about SEX. Since the famous sex biography few years back, the topic got even more coverage.

The government even went further to create stories just to satisfy the fellow Malaysians, hence we got the "Sodomy II", a sequel to "Sodomy I" by Krony studio. The team is also very generous in bringing back the main lead from the previous series. The storyline is even more exciting and interesting.

For the pleasure of the general public and to benefit from the ever rising popularity of the main lead, Krony studio has created the latest movie, entitled "A night in the Hotel", with a budget of 36 million ringgit. The movie also saw the first use of a foreign hot girl as the second lead, a switch from the usual wrinkled-big-bellied old farts.

According to the spokesman from Krony studio, this is just one of the titles in the of the PRemium Series.Some of the upcoming titles include "Fun on the wheelchair", "Rocket Girls" etc. However, he remained tight-lipped on the storyline. "The time will come. "he said. "Hope the public will like our creations." When asked about the cancellation of the much awaited "Fantasies of the plumpkin called Rose", he said there was much implications and technical difficulties along with the high cost when producing the movie. Thus, the team has no choice but to drop it from the list.

Centipede Hill....

Location: Somewhere near or in Seremban

Close up shot of the carvings...sign says "Centipede Hill" in Chinese characters

View overlooking a small town

Temple structures

Some say we look alike, what'ya think?

New and effective law to reduce accident on Malaysian roads...

I'm sick of getting stuck in the traffic jam which is caused by some dumb idiots on the highway (caused by human error i.e. speeding, zig-zagging and not natural causes). Therefore, I strongly suggest our government to look into implementing my little suggestion here:

• If a driver has caused an accident (due to human error) and that lead to heavy traffic jam on the road/highway, all other motorists passing by the site is required to spit on the offender.
• The punishment will last for a minimum of 2 hours.
• Fine will be imposed on the motorist who, for some reasons, decided not to spit on the offender.
• If the offender requires medical attendance/hospitalisation from the accident (injuries), he/she will be place in public areas (shopping malls or toll booth) for the public to spit at. The duration is set at a minimum of 2 hours.
• The duration of the punishment depends on the severity of the offense.

If this law is passed in the parliament, I'm pretty sure the accident rate can be reduced by at least 80% .....

What do car manufacturers say when there is a defect??

BMW: We'll fix it on the spot, no matter where you are, we will resolve your problems instantly. If you choose to come to our workshop, we will have the 5 star lounge, complete with a 52 LED TV, a massage chair, a mini bar and all the sport channels at your disposal. Once again, sorry for the inconvenience caused.

Toyota/Honda: We put our main priority on our customer. We will recall back the cars and replace the faulty parts at no cost.

General Motors: We will recall back all the cars that is having the problem and fix them as soon as possible. Hey, Toyota is having the same issue too!!!

Proton: Live with it...

Gong Xi Fa Chai!!!! Happy Chinese New Year!!Selamat Tahun Baru Cina!!!

Images from Pavillion...

To al Chongism readers..I wish you

恭喜發財
Gung hei fat choi

龍馬精神
lung ma jing sung
(meaning Spirit of dragon and horse)

萬事如意
maahn sih yuh yi
(meaning 10,000 things according to your will)

心想事成
Sam seung sih sihng
(meaning accomplish that in your heart)

恭賀新禧
gong1 ho6 san1 hei1
Congratulations on new blessings

大吉大利
daai gat daai lei
Much luck and much prosperity

五福臨門
ng fuk lam mun
five happinesses bestowed on your household

出入平安
chut yap ping on
leave and enter in peace and safety

年年有餘
nin nin yau yue
every year have bounty in excess

for children:

快高長大
faai gou jeung dai
quickly grow taller and become bigger

添丁發財
tim dang fat choi
add more (male) heirs, and become prosperous

招財進寶
jiu choi jun bou
seek wealth welcome in the precious

生意興隆
sang yi hing lung
let the business be popular and prosperous

盤滿砵滿
pun mun but mun
basins full and bowls full (of wealth)

笑口常開
siu hau seong hoi
laughing mouths opening frequently

天天向上
tin tin heung seung
daily heading upwards!

Stolen>Taken from here

I was selected....

by the Malaysian Institute of Road Safety Research (MIROS) for their research in which I was given a survey. As a heavy road user, I was ready to provide all the experience and information, hoping I could contribute to decrease road accidents in this country. When I look at the survey, I was like....."WTH is this?"

1. Car Mileage

2. When the mileage was taken

3. Main use for the vehicle

4. Met with an accident before? If yes, how many times?

5. Job

5. Job nature

6. Age

7. Sex

8. Salary

I thought they would ask more about road condition, driving habit..etc But why do they need my salary info for? The higher your salary, the most accidents? (maybe it's true, BMW drivers speed like mad on the road). This is bollocks....

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Malaysian Bus Drivers....

they know no fear,
they follow no rules,
the drive at break neck speed,
they are the highway terrorists....
(See note)

Just the other day, I saw a few express buses were speeding and zig-zagging on the highway...and few days ago a bus was tailgating me...it was so close til I can see the passengers (one was test-messaging) in the bus!!!!

our transport minister

Note: This actually applies to the car drivers as well...Just accidentally found the image on Google and decided to share it out...

What's next? Mock prostitutes and drugs?

Redirected from The Star Online

Saturday November 20, 2010
Cops have ace up their sleeve

By RASHITHA A. HAMID
rashitha@thestar.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR: There is a mini casino in the Cheras police college but don’t bet on catching policemen gambling for real.

The mock casino is actually a training ground for policemen to wise up to the ways of gamblers and cheats.

“To catch a thief, we need to think like a thief,” said Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar after launching the three new initiative plans at the police training college yesterday.
Learning to gamble: Inspector-General Tan Sri Ismail Omar (front row centre) getting some tips on how to play a card game from Genting Malaysia Bhd executive vice-president of resort operation Kevin Sim Kia Ju (front row right). In an effort to combat illegal gambling activities, the police have set up a mock casino at the police training centre in Cheras. ‘To catch a thief, we need to think like a thief,’ said Ismail.

Since 2000, the force had sent 318 officers for training by experts on gambling.

“By setting up this mini casino, we can train our men here instead,” he said.

In the mock casino, selected policemen are taught the various gambling games available in casinos and other entertainment outlets.

The policemen learn about the simple one-arm bandit right down to how the intricate card games are played.

In fact, there are gambling machines costing RM110,000 at the mock casino, sponsored by Genting Malaysia Bhd.
Full house: Policemen learning the various gambling games at the mini casino in the Cheras police college yesterday.

When asked what kind of “skills” the policemen had acquired, Ismail replied: “That is confidential information. We do not want the enemy to know what we know.”

To another question on whether he was afraid the trained men would abuse what they had learnt, Ismail said he put his faith in his men.

“Insya Allah (God willing), they will know their responsibilities and will not go against their badge,” he said.

At the event, Ismail also launched a Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) manual and Criminal Investigation Department (CID) portal.

The SOP manual is meant as a reference for investigating officers, especially when they are investigating serious crimes such as murder, armed robbery, rape and assault.

Some 3,000 copies of the manual were printed and distributed to all CID and investigation officers on Sept 8.

The CID portal, meanwhile, can be used by CID officers to share reports and monitor cases that are under investigation.

“With the system, officers can cross-transfer information, reports and directives easily,” Ismail added.

He said that the portal also allowed for two-way communication between higher ranking officers and their subordinates.