Are you going to do something special and memorable on this day?
For me it will be work, work and work...perhaps a large doner kebab after work. :D
Showing posts with label X-files. Show all posts
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Thursday, 10 November 2011
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
We no longer need "Tongkat Ali"....
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Tuesday November 9, 2010
Watching porn can help cure PE condition
"most Southeast Asians consume it for the plant's impact on sexual conduct. Already in 2001, Malaysian scientific researchers opened their peer-reviewed, Medline-archived report on Eurycoma longifolia's effect on lab rats with the statement "that Eurycoma longifolia Jack commonly known as Tongkat Ali has gained notoriety as a symbol of man's ego and strength by the Malaysian men because it increases male virility and sexual prowess during sexual activities."[6]"
Tuesday November 9, 2010
Watching porn can help cure PE condition
WATCHING porn movies can help cure premature ejaculation, experts said.
Sin Chew Daily reported that a man who was diagnosed with prostatitis went to seek treatment at a hospital in Guizhou, China, and was asked to watch porn movies.
He paid S$120 (RM288) for the treatment.
Singapore urologist Dr Lin Fa Cai said the hospital might want the patient to masturbate while watching the movies, in order for him to discharge “unhealthy sperm”.
He said the movies used in such treatments were specially selected.
Dr Yang Zhi Jian from a men’s health clinic in Singapore said watching porn films could help as patients learn skills to improve their sex lives.
He, however, said he had never used the method before.
Another sex expert, Dr Yu Wei Siang, said the method could stimulate the production of male hormones.
Tongkat Ali, as quoted from wikipedia
"most Southeast Asians consume it for the plant's impact on sexual conduct. Already in 2001, Malaysian scientific researchers opened their peer-reviewed, Medline-archived report on Eurycoma longifolia's effect on lab rats with the statement "that Eurycoma longifolia Jack commonly known as Tongkat Ali has gained notoriety as a symbol of man's ego and strength by the Malaysian men because it increases male virility and sexual prowess during sexual activities."[6]"
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
Golfer's swing sparks 25-acre California blaze...Wow..
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You can use a golf club for all kinds of non-golfy purposes -- walking stick, fishing rod, club, to name three. And now we can add to that list -- firestarter.
Over the weekend, a golfer's routine swing in the rough at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine, Calif., struck a rock. Not so different from the way you play, right? Only this time, the impact caused a spark, and the spark set off a blaze that eventually covered 25 acres, according to the Steven Buck, General Manager of Shady Canyon Golf Course, and required the efforts of 150 Orange County firefighters, writes the Associated Press.
Wow. And I felt bad the time I shanked a ball through the window of a house too close to the fairway. That was nothing compared to this!
The golfer's name is being withheld, which is probably for the best, and no charges are going to be filed. Fortunately, it all could have been much worse. As it was, the blaze required both helicopters and on-the-ground crews.
The conditions were ripe for a blaze, with dry brush from a recent heat wave just waiting for the right spark. Like, say, one caused by metal on rock.
And now, your turn. This is going to inspire a raft of bad Sportscenter-esque "When we say he set the course on fire, he really set the course on fire!" jokes. So let's get ahead of the curve. Best bad golf-and-fire-related pun in the comments wins a round of applause. Go!
Photo credit: Thanks to Zach Bates
Author's remark: Speechless...
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Chinese will be the dominant race..even in outer space...
Provided if the story is true....
Adapted from Wikipedia
In June 1994, while working at the Red Flag logging camp in the northwest portion of Wuchang, Meng Zhaoguo and two coworkers claimed that they had seen a strange metallic shine coming from Mount Phoenix. Meng had thought a helicopter had crashed at the location of the shine. So he set off towards the site, and as he approached what he thought was a wreck, he claimed that:
Foom! Something hit me square in the forehead and knocked me out.
A few nights later, Meng claimed that at his house, he encountered a female alien with braided fur on her legs:
She was 10 feet (3.0 m) [3.03 metres] tall and had six fingers, but otherwise she looked completely like a human.
At the time of the encounter, he said he was floating above his bed and could see his wife and daughter below him. He said that for 40 minutes, he had sexual intercourse with the female alien. When they had finished, the female alien left the room, leaving Meng with a 5 cm mark on his thigh. A month later, he said he was levitated through a wall into a spaceship where he encountered some aliens. He asked if he could see the female alien he had been with a month earlier. They responded by telling him that it was not possible. Instead they told him that:
In 60 years, on a distant planet, the son of a Chinese peasant will be born.
They noted that he would get a chance to see his son.
In September 2003, Meng was checked by a doctor, tested on a lie detector, and placed under hypnosis in an attempt to reveal whether or not he had lied about the incident. Zhang Jingping, who helped initiate the testing, said that Meng's test results showed that he had told the truth about his incident. Zhang also said that after a doctor had checked Meng's scar, they had come to the conclusion that the scar "could not possibly have been caused by common injuries or surgery."
Adapted from Wikipedia
Meng Zhaoguo incident
In June 1994, while working at the Red Flag logging camp in the northwest portion of Wuchang, Meng Zhaoguo and two coworkers claimed that they had seen a strange metallic shine coming from Mount Phoenix. Meng had thought a helicopter had crashed at the location of the shine. So he set off towards the site, and as he approached what he thought was a wreck, he claimed that:
Foom! Something hit me square in the forehead and knocked me out.
A few nights later, Meng claimed that at his house, he encountered a female alien with braided fur on her legs:
She was 10 feet (3.0 m) [3.03 metres] tall and had six fingers, but otherwise she looked completely like a human.
At the time of the encounter, he said he was floating above his bed and could see his wife and daughter below him. He said that for 40 minutes, he had sexual intercourse with the female alien. When they had finished, the female alien left the room, leaving Meng with a 5 cm mark on his thigh. A month later, he said he was levitated through a wall into a spaceship where he encountered some aliens. He asked if he could see the female alien he had been with a month earlier. They responded by telling him that it was not possible. Instead they told him that:
In 60 years, on a distant planet, the son of a Chinese peasant will be born.
They noted that he would get a chance to see his son.
In September 2003, Meng was checked by a doctor, tested on a lie detector, and placed under hypnosis in an attempt to reveal whether or not he had lied about the incident. Zhang Jingping, who helped initiate the testing, said that Meng's test results showed that he had told the truth about his incident. Zhang also said that after a doctor had checked Meng's scar, they had come to the conclusion that the scar "could not possibly have been caused by common injuries or surgery."
Thursday, 15 January 2009
"Kepoh-ness" of Malaysians....
Note: This post applies to most of the middle aged Malaysian women (possibly some young and old ones too) ......Most of the guys would be far too busy staring at other women or or following around their wives/gfs like a servant....I think the habit is in the blood of all Malaysians (mainly aunties), and perhaps all East Asian people as well (I'm not sure about all East Asians, I'm still speculating on that)..
Just a question...Have you ever notice that some other people will look at what you have dump in your shopping basket or trolley when you go shopping? Based on my observation, I can say almost 75% of the people (Malaysians) did that. Personally, I think it's kind of irritating. Why would you want to know what other people have bought for themselves? Why? Why? Why? Friends and families are ok as they might be sharing the stuffs, of the parents might be forking out the money....but strangers? Why??!!? Is it that you want to compare the value of the stuff? Or the amount of the stuff??
I remember last time when I went to shop for some groceries at the Giant Hypermarket...I bought instant noodles, milk, fruit juices, bread, cheese...etc which are normal ordinary food rations that you can see and get in any supermarkets, and almost everyone that walked pass (mainly middle aged + female + Chinese + Malaysians) me would stare into my basket, just to see what I have bought. I was like : Why are you so concerned about what I've bought? Are you trying to compare the value of the stuff I bought??Are you going to pay for me??? Or are you going to laugh at me because I still drink vitagen??? Actually it's none of your business if I bought a year's supply of condoms!!!! Unless.....
When I was in the UK, this kind of incident never happened to me. The people there will be focusing on the goods that they want to buy. They "don't give a single shit" about your stuff, even if its the rarest thing in the entire shop. In fact, I was the one looking at other people's baskets and trolleys. So if anyone knows the reason of this weird habit, please enlighten me....I really want to know...seriously!!!
Imagine the awkard situation you'll face when you had to buy some "stuff" for the special night or when you go out with your girlfriend or mum where she had to buy the pads and stuff. (with you pushing the trolley alone while she strolls around at the other end of the shop).. The Malaysian shoppers will give you a "you are such a perverted freak" look......which I had experienced a few times....
I did a test in the Giant hypermarket and I found that 5/8 people stared at my trolley while walking pass me....So if anyone feel retarded or has tonnes of free time, just try this little test out...(Maybe it only happens to me alone as many aunties even grannies find me interesting and wanted to know more about me or my lifestyle, that's why they look at what I've bought....)
Disclaimer: I am not insulting or bashing anyone.....just feel curious about the bahaviour, tha's it...
When I was in the UK, this kind of incident never happened to me. The people there will be focusing on the goods that they want to buy. They "don't give a single shit" about your stuff, even if its the rarest thing in the entire shop. In fact, I was the one looking at other people's baskets and trolleys. So if anyone knows the reason of this weird habit, please enlighten me....I really want to know...seriously!!!
I did a test in the Giant hypermarket and I found that 5/8 people stared at my trolley while walking pass me....So if anyone feel retarded or has tonnes of free time, just try this little test out...(Maybe it only happens to me alone as many aunties even grannies find me interesting and wanted to know more about me or my lifestyle, that's why they look at what I've bought....)
Disclaimer: I am not insulting or bashing anyone.....just feel curious about the bahaviour, tha's it...
Friday, 12 December 2008
Smiley face in the sky....
This scene happened about a week ago. Thanks to Meilinda for notifying me this spectacular view. You can see the eyes and a smiling mouth (2 stars shining brightly above the crescent moon).
Sorry for the quality of the photo as I don't have the powerful star gazing, telescopic camera. I did not in any ways tamper with the photo except putting the address of my blog on the bottom right corner.
You can Google it to find out more information on the phenomena.
Sorry for the quality of the photo as I don't have the powerful star gazing, telescopic camera. I did not in any ways tamper with the photo except putting the address of my blog on the bottom right corner.
You can Google it to find out more information on the phenomena.
Thursday, 2 October 2008
Have you discovered your true power?
Everyone is unique in this world. Each person has his own strong feats and weaknesses. Last year, I came across a friend who possesses an incredible magnetic field which could render the electronic devices useless and may even destroy them.
My first experience with his supernatural power was when he tried to upgrade the firmware of my IPhone. The process went smoothly but in the end, my IPhone's wireless device was experiencing problems (could not connect to the wireless network) when he's around.
My friend also had a bad experience. His external harddisk was somehow damaged when he gave it to him. Other encounters we experienced....web browser suddenly hanged/stopped working..door was destroyed....etc
The best experience with him was at the Casino where he disrupted the Roulette machines. I have to stress on this, this is a real story. Whenever he goes near to the Roulette machines, the screens would go blank...(black screen...nothing on the monitor). When he stays away from those machines, they would function properly. My friends and I have tried standing near the machines but nothing happened. But when he comes near to them, the machines would go off temporary... Ironically, I always win (betting on red) when the screen came back....so who the hell is this guy??
His name is Albert....
My first experience with his supernatural power was when he tried to upgrade the firmware of my IPhone. The process went smoothly but in the end, my IPhone's wireless device was experiencing problems (could not connect to the wireless network) when he's around.
My friend also had a bad experience. His external harddisk was somehow damaged when he gave it to him. Other encounters we experienced....web browser suddenly hanged/stopped working..door was destroyed....etc
The best experience with him was at the Casino where he disrupted the Roulette machines. I have to stress on this, this is a real story. Whenever he goes near to the Roulette machines, the screens would go blank...(black screen...nothing on the monitor). When he stays away from those machines, they would function properly. My friends and I have tried standing near the machines but nothing happened. But when he comes near to them, the machines would go off temporary... Ironically, I always win (betting on red) when the screen came back....so who the hell is this guy??
His name is Albert....
Thursday, 18 January 2007
UNiM’s X-Files-Vol. 1 Haunted Pool
Recently there are reports of weird happenings in the uni’s "Olympic Size" swimming pool. Few people have witnessed the horror of the haunted pool and suffered from aquaphobia.
1) Weird cases of drowning even though the depth is 1.2m (maximum 1.5m)
2) Sightings of local "Loch Ness" named "Sussie" in the pool
3) Sightings of the legendary Mad Man at the pool…
3) Sightings of the legendary Mad Man at the pool…
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