Tuesday, 11 April 2006

The Drag Queen!!!!

Today our university held a Drag Queen competition......to be more precise, it's a beauty contest, except for the contestants are guys who will be dressing in women's clothes...These guys surely showed their courage and bravery by participating in the competition..(I salute them and present them medal of honor & bravery)..and the title "Daredevils"

The whole process was pretty funny and nasty...especially when the guys performed kissing and ***** (u know wat i mean)..to make things even worse, some "girls" have moustouche and beards, along with a big bulk of chest hair...and the bra thing is a major problem for all of them, which the bra kept dropping down from the position ..overall it's quite succeessful and funny...Not to forget the big and hairy Indian who dressed in the sari..and the horny and muscular chinese fellar who will always swing and show his butt..(when doing the swinging thing, u can see the amount of fat at the abdomen part..it's like a giant jelly bouncing).. In the end, we get a chance to vote for our favourite...(which is won by a korean guy..he got an army of fangirls backing him)...

I wonder whether they will be organizing a true beauty contest or not????(anyone finding sponsors, contact me!!!!)

ps: anyone got Nick's photo in a dress? e-mail me and i'll post it here...

Tuesday, 4 April 2006

UNiM Idol..

Well, my university just had a UNiM Idol audition today...all the contestants performed quit well i would say...and one thing worth noting is that the judges formed are an imitation of the real American Idol..We have "Randy", a fat black guy.."Paula"..a chinese female..(how come not white? well...)..as well as "Simon Cowell".However, the personality is way different from the real American Idol judges..We have a nice "Randy" who often give nice comments due to peer pressure..>_<..and a really mean "Paula"..hell yeah..she is not the nice and sweet Paula we know...she's a bitch i would say..(sorry bout the harsh words)..her comments are harsh and well out of the topic (not related to the voice and the song sang by contestants though)..and she's not pretty!!! Lastly we have the slim version of Simon Cowell..tried to act like him by giving harsh comments but failed..(Well Simon would be out of job if anyone can impersonate him right?)

Overall, it's quite entertaining to say at least...can't wait for the finals during the Annual Dinner at Mandarin Oriental..

Who will be the Next UNiM Idol ( well it's the first time...)..stay tune for the results after i went to the Annual Dinner....

Kain, signing out!!!!

(American Idol played in the background)

Saturday, 1 April 2006

OMG...

As I look up the sky, I can see dark ominous clouds gathered upon me. soon, there's a deafening roar, followed by a lightning strike..Could it be raining soon? I asked myself...for me raining would be nice as the current weather is very hot..a nice rain will help lower the temperature, as well as provide a nice, cool environment for my afternoon nap...however, it is not what I am expecting..

tonnes of assignments came falling down from the sky... tutorials, lab reports, IT poster, english dammit self-access portfolio, assignments and research project....It seems like there's no end to this catastrophic and horrible rain of assignments...

Finished the moral assignments, then came the classroom activites aka homeoworks...finished the IT movies..came the IT poster...Oh God of sun, rise thee, clear away the dark clouds, gimme a sunny day as the workload is unbearable....

SunGod: Hey, i'm on the vacation, won't be back till May...

It is destined then, for I shall be buried beneath the tonnes of assignments... my future looked bleak..I took a glance at this world for the last time...Farewell my beloved world...

like a wounding warrior lying in the midst of the battlefield, I knew it is time to depart, as I closed my eyes..I could hear a sound...

*Bip..Bip...Bip..* Phone ringing....

WTH....can't you guys lemme have a good night sleep?? It's already 11.33 and I'm damn hell sleepy!!Wat? you wanna discuss bout the assignment?

Luckily, the guy cancelled the meeting and I put down my bag and went off to bed.. In the night, the was a glimpse of something sharp and shining in my bag......

Wednesday, 22 March 2006

Oblivion Rocks!!!!!

Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion may be one of the best games in history (my gaming history)...for those who knows nothing about this game, imagine this..GTA ( Grand Theft Auto in a fantasy world)..u'll have total freedom int he game...killing anything u want...and learn any skill u like...(my favourite would be chain lightning..*Power!!! Unlimited power!!!! (Emperor Palpatine, Star wars, 2005)

Graphics: the graphics of the game is superb...from the surroundings to the characters..as well as the spells..(Lightning!!!!).. one hint: you can mess with the bodies/corpse of your opponents..which undeniably..i'm damn good with it!!! Rating 9.5/10

Gameplay: total freedom!!! nothing can be much more satisfying than freedom in the game. Furthermore, the creators says thisis AN action RPG They actually mean THIS IS AN ACTION RPG...Counter Strike gameplay plus Neverwinter Nights storyline ( unfortunately, neverwinter nights still beats oblivion in storyline and settings)..one last thing to note is that you can ride a horse with that, how cool can it be? Rating 9.5/10

Storyline: Well, it's just any typical rpg game where you are the hero and the saviour of this world. you'll fight monsters with super strength and superpowers who wanna dominate the world...In my opinion, Diablo and Neverwinter Nights, as well as Warcraft 3 have better storyline than Oblivion. (I want a game where my character can become Darklord..unleash destruction upon the foolish yet annoying human race..wuahahahaha) 9.0/10

Audio: The audio in this game is somehow resembles the real world. Birds cirping, swords clashing, people mumbling..and lightning zapping...nice..9/4/10

Another thing that is worth to note is the weaponry and spellcraft in the game. You'll have a lot of weapons and spells to choose from..however, there's no dual weapon battle system..and moreover..no ultimate destuction spell like the Meteor Storm!!!! (Neverwinter Nights have the best collection of spells by far)

Lastly, the main storyline is quite short though. And I kinda don't like the ending part. (I'm the hero, but some stupid, annoying bugger sacrifice himself in the end...and became hero...#@$#$%%$)

Overall rating: 9.4/10....(finger licking good)

Well, time to continue zapping people..wuahahahaha

Wednesday, 1 March 2006

F.E.A.R this!!!

Finished the game F.E.A.R.. quite a nice, horror, and brutal game..limbs flying around, body being blown into pieces, and enemies got nailed to the wall..If those who like movies like the Ring and Ju-On..this is a great game to be experinced in dark hours..( preferbly midnight)...My friend-Sudheer and now Diban the great shouting and cursing while playing the game. ( Don't worry pal, SHE will always be with ya all)..my rating for this game 9.0/10....

Gameplay- nice gameplay syetem..a bit like half life but in terms of excitement..half life still rules..8.9/10

A.I-The so called or self-proclaimed Next-Gen A.I IS the next gen A.I...The enemies are not stupid to sit their and let you blow their heads off...they work as a team..(stop moving around and lemme hit ya!!!)//9.5/10

Graphics- The graphics are superb..from the characters to the surrounding..so detailed..and spooky too...plus tonnes of gore and blood..( Beat this Ju-On)9.4/10

Audio: The creators have done a superb job on the audios and musics..real damn spooky i would say. Nice! 9.5/10

One last thing is the weapon system...F.E.A.R got a nice arsenal of weaponry..howerver the game lacks blugeoning weapons..a bloodied katana or a chopping axe would add spice to the game...
(Fettel..lemme chop you..this time u bleed..wuahahahahaha)

Monolith..gimme a sequel!!!
Next stop..oblivion!!!!!

What a funny day...

We went to the Club House for lunch today, guess who we met there?

Our foundation lecturers!!! When they were about to order their lunch..the waiter informed they that they had already run out of rice. The lecturers then blamed us for finishing all the rice....*All of us pointing at Sudheer of course*...then I was blamed to have brainwashed Ammar...(He killed a person with a rock in his dream)..

Took pictures for our movie making project today...have so much fun...(somebody took my photo when i was on the rocking chair..)..

Back to class then...

Saturday, 18 February 2006

Addicted...

It's been a while since i wrote something here..Currently addicted at a few things shown below:

novel writing - inspired by my friend,Sudheeran,who is a reject from the Bollywood Star Search.

online game Utopia - found it on the net and me and several of my friends were hooked on it. And yeah, Mustap, if you are reading this, i'm gonna raze down your lands, kill all your peasants, and have you stuck in the toilet for hours..wuahahaha..thanks to you, my mind now filled with dictatorship, how to massacre the whole population, etc

wallpaper making - can resist myself to produce high quality wallpapers, well i think. Using real life object combined with characters from varies Animations. Simply marvelous. *Admiring myself...*

sleeping - nowadays i cant live without an afternoon nap...coz i have no class in the afternoon..I sincerely feel sorry for the others..*Wakakakaka*

listening to Japanese music -This is a must. It serves as a lullaby to me. It gives me comfort and relaxation, releasing me from the thoughts of dictatorship, massacring, killing, torturing.....( took a How Evil am I test that day, ended up with pure evil...>_<)

listening to Sudheer's musing, teasing and bla bla bla.(Not under my addiction list) One of the infamous teasing is that Alor Star have only 5 people living, and Sudheer claimed that i've massacred all the poeple their except my family.. Ocurrance: Everyday, every minute, every second. Numb to it dy.

The Hobbit song - now became the no.1 hit in my list.

"They're taking the hobbit to Isengard..You stupid fat hobbit..."

Making fun of the then Captain Landak which has shaved his head and turned into BotakBoy. *i dunno whether it's another form of disguise or really cant stand the teasing. If it's the latter, Sudheer, you rock! you are the master of mind manipulation!!! Come join my army!!!*

Hope that this new sem will be a lot more fun than the last one.

cheers.