Tuesday, 30 January 2007

"Drawn Together" - The 3D comedy

First of all, the 3D here doesn’t mean 3 Dimension of CG graphics. Instead it stands for Disturbing, Disgusting and Dirty comedy. Compared to South Park and Family Guy, this comedy has the worst dirty jokes, racism critics and parody of most of the cartoons….

Main Characters:

Captain Hero (voiced by Jess Harnell) - A chauvinistic, perverted and lecherous parody of Superman (and other superheroes), with a visual style taken from the cartoons of Bruce Timm and Max Fleischer. Among reality TV archetypes, he represents the macho egotist.

Foxxy Love (voiced by Cree Summer) - A sharp-tongued parody of Valerie Brown from Josie and the Pussycats, she is a promiscuous mystery-solving musician. She represents the sassy black woman.

Ling-Ling (voiced by Abbey McBride) - A homicidal spoof of Pikachu from the Pok√©mon franchise, who battles using various supernatural powers/abilities (reminiscent of anime) and speaks in pseudo-Japanese gibberish (or ‘Japorean’, as Ling-Ling’s voice Abbey McBride calls it) with English subtitles. He represents the culture shocked foreigner.

Princess Clara (voiced by Tara Strong) - A pampered, hyper-religious, and racist princess who is a parody of Disney princesses like Ariel from The Little Mermaid and Belle from Beauty and the Beast. She represents the naive daddy’s girl.

Spanky Ham (voiced by Adam Carolla) - A sex-obsessed, obnoxious parody of Internet Flash cartoon characters. He represents the crude party animal.

Toot Braunstein (voiced by Tara Strong) - An overweight sex symbol from the 1920s who demands to be the center of attention, cuts herself with razor blades when depressed, and often instigates conflict in the house. Based on Betty Boop. She represents the bitch.

Wooldoor Sockbat (voiced by James Arnold Taylor)- A bizarre children’s show character in the mold of SpongeBob SquarePants or Stimpy who displays many of the typical reality-defying behaviors of Looney Tunes characters. He represents the attention-starved weirdo.

Xandir P. Wifflebottom (voiced by Jack Plotnick) - A homosexual parody of video game heroes like Link from the The Legend of Zelda series. He represents the token gay participant.

Disclaimer: Parental Advisory required. Audience must be 21 years and above. If you turned gay for watching these videos, i’m not responsible.

More info at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drawn_Together

Rating: 7.5/10 (Good stuff!!!)

Some updates: unfortunately the show was cancelled due to poor ratings in the 4th season....

Thursday, 18 January 2007

UNiM’s X-Files-Vol. 1 Haunted Pool

Recently there are reports of weird happenings in the uni’s "Olympic Size" swimming pool. Few people have witnessed the horror of the haunted pool and suffered from aquaphobia.

1) Weird cases of drowning even though the depth is 1.2m (maximum 1.5m)

2) Sightings of local "Loch Ness" named "Sussie" in the pool


3) Sightings of the legendary Mad Man at the pool…




“BackBroke Uni”

BACKBROKE UNI


Starring: Sudheeran as Reedhus

Muhsin as Cpt. Landak

Mustafa as The mad man

Adam as Darth Mada

Ammar as The "Flying Durian"

Director & Producer: Chong

Synopsis:

In a fateful day, Cpt. Landak and Reedhus met in the Purple building before the exam. They were discussing about some questions in the past year papers. Reedhus was so amazed and impressed by Cpt. Landak’s will and determination to score well in the exam. Not long after that, Reedhus began to have a crush on him. However, they soon found out that the Mad Man, who was Reedhus’s ex-fiance, escaped from the asylum. Now seeking revenge on Reedhus, the Mad Man, along with his apprentice, Darth Mada, kidnapped Cpt. Landak. With the help of the legendary superhero, The "Flying Durian", Reedhus battled the Mad man in his secret hideout and saved his beloved "boyfriend".

Dislaimer:

I took this photo before my exam…they are not real gays….just messing around to release tensions before having our dread exam…

ps: It’s a custom for us to act weird and funny even in public areas….

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

UNiM's "Garbage Cafeteria" III

Finally, the end of the trilogy…My friend, Robert and I had a short meeting with Mr. Paul Boardman as well as the manager in charge of the cafeteria..we discussed ways to improve the hygienic conditions of the cafeteria…

The cafeteria management gave the word that they’ll clean the cafeteria from top to bottom, from north to south and east to west…They’ll check the quality of the food regulary, use pesticides on the cockroaches and flies..and move the garbage dump away from the back of the cafeteria..(as suggested by Robert)..

Some useful facts:

The manager claimed that their workers did not get rid of the expired puding…as a result, students get "Puding Ala Basi" and will be enjoying their sweet time in the toilet…

The manager admitted that there are plenty of cockroaches in the kitchen and it’s impossible to kill all of them. He has suggested in getting a new kind of pesticides to get rid of the unwanted bugs…

The manager also agreed to ask the workers to wipe the tables after cleaning up the plates, glass..etc..

Lastly, the manager promised that it will be a continuous process and will try their best not to let the same incident happen again…

Mr. Paul Boardman is serious on the case and has asked those students who eats regularly in the cafeteria to give feedbacks regarding the matter….In case that anyone wants to give feedbacks on it..please leave a comment in this blog..

Meeting commences at 12 noon and ends at 12.15 noon.

Update: Nothing happened after the meeting......

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

UNiM’s “Garbage Cafeteria” II


(Pic) The Battle for Food….No one mess with my food!!!Take This!!!!

Today i received a letter from Hartawan Dunia Resources Sdn Bhd, the owner of the Uni Cafeteria. Below is the content of the letter:

"Good afternoon,

We , Hartawan Dunia Resources Sdn Bhd would like to apologies to (MY NAME), students and Staff of University Of Nottingham for the incident occur at the student cafeteria last week.
To avoid such incident to happen again, we have taken steps to improve the quality and hygine at the student cafeteria.

Thank you "


Steps taken? What kind? Obviously the letter was not convincing enough…If my memory serves me right, last time (During my Foundation time), the Cafeteria management held a meeting with a group of students and SA representative regarding the same matter, hygienic problems as well as the pricing of the food…they promised that actions will be taken to improve the quality of the food…their actions means do nothing at all..otherwise they won’t be serving "Nasi Campur Lipas Special" (Mixed Rice with Cockroach Special) and "Puding ala Basi" (Pudding with Rotten flavour)……

The management also hopes to "shut my mouth" with the letter of apology above….but this won’t happen. I’m determined to overthrow the brutal "Cafeteria Regime" which holds the motto:" Eat or Die Starving"…This time, it’s the battle to the end, only one side will survive to see the next daylight….hopefully there will be a fruitful discussion between Mr. Paul Boardman and me which will be held this Thursday…

Nottinghammers…stay tune for more updates…

Monday, 8 January 2007

UNiM's "Garbage Cafeteria"!!!!!

UNiM may have all the facilities with international standards...ie teaching facilities..computer labs and so on.. but the cafeteria leaves much to be desired. (Which is the worst in the whole university) I have made a really stupid decision by having my lunch today at the cafeteria...(regretted of not following my friends to have lunch outside..>_< Baka...baka...100 times). After I finished almost half of my meal...i saw something "interesting"...the cafe staff served me an "additional ingredient"...maybe they know that i'm having exam the next day and wanted to provide more "nutrients" for me?

Check out the following photos taken from my handphone: (CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGES)



Anyone wants a serving of Nasi Campur Lipas Special???

After the "sumptuous and healthy" meal provided by the caring cafeteria staff....i had to spend 2 hours in the toilet....(Even my strong and powerful immune system also cannot stand the potent poison made by the cafeteria staff...you've the talent to become an assassin...)

I wonder how in the world that the "F*c**** bastard ..(1000 more foul words but for the sake of those still under 18...i cut and censored them) get the tender for a "high class" university like UNiM?????

As for all the Nottinghammers..please send a letter of complaint to Mr. Paul Boardman....if that doesn't help, i'm gonna send a letter to the Health Ministry regarding the matter......(If that doesn't help..means Malaysia has no hope...gonna migrate to other countries...bye bye....)

For now, i would rather go elsewhere to have my lunch or pack my own food rather than eating in the cafe..even if they provide free and "all you can eat" food....(I'm too young to die from food poisoning.....)

I hope that i get some superpowers and blast the cafeteria into pieces..or into ashes...grrr

Friday, 5 January 2007

TMNut Stream-my-ass......

TMNut streamyx connection is really getting on my nerves...Firstly, they throttled my P2P network (ended one of my "internet pleasures")...now connection is not stable at all, especially the international links. They (TMNuts) claimed that the Taiwan earthquake caused serious network disruption in the whole region..so what? Get your lazy ass techinicians, sail to Taiwan and fix the darn cable ASAP.... As soon as there is another GOOD ISP in Malaysia, i'm gonna switch to it, no doubt, unless TMNut improves the services...and provide the real UNLIMITED USAGE and not UNLIMITED TIMEOUT!!!!

For those who wish to end TMNut's dictatorship on the internet, please click on the link...

http://www.petitiononline.com/bbb4my/petition.html

Strategies for improving TMNut (which is highly impossible for them to do so):

1: use the money in advertising to upgrade the services (server..etc). The public will do the advertising for you (if the service is good, there will be plenty of customers, so why bother?)

2: Learn to do maths.

public = money and public = bandwidth/problems

therefore,

money = bandwith/problems

more bandwidth and less problems bring more

money!!!

3: provide free support lines to customers.

Why charge the people who call in to address their problems and complaints? ( almost 1 buck per minute)This is absurd! TMNut should provide help and support to the valued customers for free (TM is a phone company some more and they cant afford to provide free calls?)...unless they want to stop the people from calling in because their services are so crappy and...(infinite problems)