Monday, 29 December 2008
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Monday, 22 December 2008
After lunch, I walked around Sungai Wang (Money River) for leisure...For those who are not familiar with Sungai Wang....it's a place where money flows like river..really!!!....and it's not just any ordinary money...it's YOUR MONEY....I walked around the place and suddenly this funny guy popped up from nowhere (actually behind the stage).
He is YAMATO!!!! I don't watch this stupid and retarded cartoon, so if you ask me how the hell did I recognise this cartoon character, I got it from the host beside who was yelling his lungs out "Who wants to take a photo with YAMATO?!!?...You can get the ticket for the photograph from our sellers wearing santa hats!!!" 10 - 15 times. As soon as he finished yelling, several girls with santa hat approached the audience to "persuade" them into taking photos with Yamato. The girl approached me but thankfully did not offer me the ticket, or an awkward dialogue would occur...
Sales girl: You want a ticket to take photograph with Yamato?
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sales girl: Sir, do you want a ticket?
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sales girl: Sir, it's Yamato...
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sales girl: Sir......
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I walked around the area for a few hours before heading for a drink....(the weather and girls are hot that day..) I bumped into Dragon Cafe which according to the posters outside the cafe, the cafe owner is Jackie Chan....
The place was a heaven for me. I was tired after few hours of walking. Not to mention having legs cramps and muscle aches all over my body. A nice long sofa, comfy pillows and a glass of Vanilla frappe would reall make my day.
I was enjoying my time there, relaxing and watching my favourite advertisement - Acer Laptop Ads from the tv... and the sofa was comfy enough to make me slowly falling asleep there... I turned and look around the place just to keep me awake and hey and I noticed something from above....a granny was stalking me.....
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Contrary to the tv show which depicted the food to be tasty, delicious, mouth watering or whatever descriptions you can think of (I haven't seen that episode, but obviously the host was complimenting on the food, otherwise they won't even recommend the restaurant on the show which would mislead the audience. But hey, this is Malaysia, anything can happen....it's the "Malaysia Boleh" [Malaysia Can] spirit) , the food actually leave much to be desired, maybe because we ordered some cheap lunch package, who knows? The chef might be pissed off and simply prepare the dishes.. (Chef: You cheap bastards!!! Me: It still costs us about RM 86 for the lunch ya know!!!)
First, we were served with a Thai style chicken....which i thought supposed to be some sort of deep fried chicken with sweet sour sauce...well the actual dish was a darkish, mild fried chicken in sweet sauce...
Lastly, the dish which I had the highest expectations out of the four turned out to be a nightmare. Well, simply put, it's a "mummified fish". I wonder if the chef actually bought it from the museum in Cairo, then this could be considered the most "exotic" dish I have tasted so far....
A good deep fried fish will have a crunchy skin and juicy meat. But for this dish, it's dried from inside out.....It's so dry that I really suspect that it was a real "mummified fish from Cairo"...We lost our appetite by just looking at the fish itself!!!
I regretted that I didn't had my lunch at Kenny Rogers.....
Sunday, 14 December 2008
In the end, Robert sweared that he is never to touch frog meats ever again....
Saturday, 13 December 2008
A Florida pizza delivery man who was challenged by armed robbers in the city of Miramar got in first with his own weapon - a large pepperoni pizza.
Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the piping hot pizza at the gunman, then turned on his heels and ran.
He made a safe getaway, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, despite one shot being fired as he fled.Police later arrested three teenage suspects, who have been charged with armed robbery.
Who could have thought the delicious pizzas can be used as a weapon to fend off some robbers? I thought the only edible stuff that can be used as a weapon is the durian (see the picture below)
Little facts on Durian, the king of Fruits:
Why is it called the king of fruits? Simple, it is able to crush any existing fruits to a pile of poop..and no fruit is able to penetrate its thick, thorny skin...(what about coconuts? it's hard and delicious too...but the flesh isn't yellowish (note: yellow is a common colour for royalties) like the Durian.
Durian has a lot of other functions.
- It can be sold for money
- It can be used as food or snacks
- It can be used as a weapon
- It can be used to play a prank on other people (such as letting people sit on the durian skin) DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
- It can be used to fend off foreigners, especially White people (they can't stand the smell), thus earned the name "White Repellent"
- and others....
Juanda, while waiting for his food....
End note: I feel really hungry after I posted this entry......
Friday, 12 December 2008
Sorry for the quality of the photo as I don't have the powerful star gazing, telescopic camera. I did not in any ways tamper with the photo except putting the address of my blog on the bottom right corner.
You can Google it to find out more information on the phenomena.
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
- Hatred in Acre -
On day, an assassin named Altair was on a mission in Acre to find new girls for his master. His master, Al Mualim, has a habit of keeping young girls in the garden at the back of the fortress.
As predicted, the three unknown figures were the Templar Knights. After the fight, Altair interrogated one of them to find out the Templar's motive. From there, Altair learned that he Templars have observed him for a long time. He knew he had to stay low profile and avoid any contacts with the Templars.
When the citizens heard that the all Templars have been eliminated, they began to come out from their hiding place. Joy and happiness filled the entire city. The people of Acre hailed Altair as their hero and saviour. A grand celebration was held and Altair was showered with many gifts and presents from the people.
Sunday, 7 December 2008
The i-Nikki version 1.0 has many interesing features that would keep the users entertained 24/7.
- A powerful home theater system
- A video and voice recording system
- A dictionary and encyclopedia system which will make you "feel" more intelligent
- An alarm system
- A spotlight system which you can use it in the parties
- A drinking partner
- A dancing machine/partner
- A powerful gaming system
- A gambling machine
- A portable mp4 device which you won't have to carry it yourself...it walks and follows you around!!!
- And many many more!!!!
Here's a sneak peek on the latest i-Nikki version 1.0...(click for larger image)
Friday, 5 December 2008
I the end, I got myself some groceries and headed back to get some sleep after the heavy meal.....
Note: The portion in the pictures may look small but in real they are huge...
Monday, 1 December 2008
The first encounter happened to me when I was ordering a double beef burger with cheese from a stall. My friend ordered froom the same stall and got his burger earlier than me. He was paying using a large note, 50 bucks... The stall owner raised his eyebrows and asked him if he has any smaller notes which my friend said no.... So I decided to treat my friend for the burger. I told the stall owner that I'm paying for him too. He then asked me for my order which I answered "a double beef burger with cheese"....He nodded and I handed him a 10 bucks note. He gave me back the change and soon my burger.
When I was about to leave, he asked me to pay for my burger. I was like "WTF? Didn't I just tell you that I"m goona pay for my friend and MINE?" He told me that he only calculated my friend's burger... so I gave him the money for my burger and left in disbelief ...."Is this guy mentally challenged or he just don't understand a f*****g word of English?" I doubt it's the latter as he asked me what I want in almost perfect English (not English accent...perfect English as in a complete sentence with all the nouns, verbs, adjectives ..etc...)
Just when I thought it was nothing unusual about that incident...perhaps thay guy was blurred at that time or too busy to do some simple calculations (a lot of orders coming in) or maybe he can only do complex log functions and not simple additions....it happened to me for a second time.
I was in a convenient store to get some snacks and drinks. I put down my candies and chocolates on the side of the table and then headed to the fridge to get some drinks. I got back to the shopkeeper and handed him a 20 bucks note...(I have calculated the price together and it's less than 20 bucks.) He gave me back the change and like any customer will do, I grabbed my snacks and drinks that was "paid" to make way for other customers to pay their stuff....
The shopkeeper stopped me. He said I didn't pay for the snacks. Again, I was like "WTF!! Are you mentally retarded or what? I put together my stuff for you to calculate!!!" I checked the change that he gave me back to avoid being conned, and indeed, he did not calculate the snacks....only the drinks. I gave him the money I "owed" him and left in disbelief...
How come people nowadays don't do additions like they used to..... Are they so blardy lazy tat doing calculations that they would prefer customers paying the stuff one by one or waiting for the customers to do all the calculations and then give them the money that they owe...There is something called "CALCULATOR" for God's sake.....Maybe it's a business strategy to con those people that are not good at maths...so they can say it's not their fault for overcharging them. The customers can only blame themselves when they pay more than they should...
And surprisingly, the shopkeeper in the convenient store is a CHINESE......