Saturday, 13 December 2008

Deadly delicious pizzas....

Adapted from BBC news...

A Florida pizza delivery man who was challenged by armed robbers in the city of Miramar got in first with his own weapon - a large pepperoni pizza.

Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the piping hot pizza at the gunman, then turned on his heels and ran.

He made a safe getaway, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, despite one shot being fired as he fled.

Police later arrested three teenage suspects, who have been charged with armed robbery.

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Who could have thought the delicious pizzas can be used as a weapon to fend off some robbers? I thought the only edible stuff that can be used as a weapon is the durian (see the picture below)

Little facts on Durian, the king of Fruits:
Why is it called the king of fruits? Simple, it is able to crush any existing fruits to a pile of poop..and no fruit is able to penetrate its thick, thorny skin...(what about coconuts? it's hard and delicious too...but the flesh isn't yellowish (note: yellow is a common colour for royalties) like the Durian.

Durian has a lot of other functions.
  • It can be sold for money
  • It can be used as food or snacks
  • It can be used as a weapon
  • It can be used to play a prank on other people (such as letting people sit on the durian skin) DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
  • It can be used to fend off foreigners, especially White people (they can't stand the smell), thus earned the name "White Repellent"
  • and others....
Ok, enough crap with the durians. I wonder if pizzas still works if the robbers are Italians???

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