Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Lion Dance in Uni….

To spice up the Chinese New Yea celebration…A lion dance performance was held in the uni..(Don’t know the true motives but it seems that the lion dance participants are quite perverted…)

(pic 1: Lion out in search of victims…(the stance looked as if it was having a dump….)

(pic 2: Searching…sniffing…searching…..)

(pic 3: Found one pretty victim and tried to devour her…(lion: Nice *** ))

(pic 4: *Drums beating* Saviour arrived????)

(pic 5: lion: Master of Pervertness, your victim is ready to be served. MoP: You have done well, Darth Lili…..)

What Really Happened??

The lion chased the girls around..and the MoP only distributed the "ang pau" to the girls… darn… my friends and I stood there as if we were transparent.(We only get one mandarin orange each)..what kind of lion dance is this? It’s more like a Playboy dance…..

Saturday, 24 February 2007

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Friday, 23 February 2007

MAS airlines service degrading???

Today, I was supposed to go back to my Uni after the Chinese New Year break. I went to the airport as usual (half an hour before the departure time), hoping that they won’t delay my flight again. (experienced 2 times already…). However, they had something even better for me. When I approached the counter to get my boarding pass, the officer in charge told me that the flight was already full and was ready for take off… I was stunned by the news.. What the heck? I was half-an-hour…30 minutes earlier..What kind of bullshit is that?? The best thing was, I AM THE "CONFIRM STATUS" ticket holder…NOT "STANDBY" dammit.. I demanded explanation from the officer there and he revealed that one of the dumb-ass ticket seller oversold the ticket for the flight. (This is not KTM or LRT or a Bus…do you expect us to squeeze ourselves in the plane?)

…I looked around and it seems that I was not the only one that was "REJECTED". A group of people, presumed to be family members, two Malay ladies and a few guys fell to the same fate as well. The family group had to rush for another flight to Hong Kong (hehe….stucked here, flight to HK confirmed busted…) while one of the Malay lady (I think she’s a tourist…) had no other place to go. (maybe just checked-out from the hotel?)….

The bulky guy from the family group "dragged" out the manager who was hiding inside the admin’s office. The manager kept saying "There’s nothing we can do for now, maybe you can take the next flight, which is at 9.20pm." For the family group, flight to Hong Kong is confirmed "gone with the wind". For the Malay lady, she had to stay in the airport for 6 straight hours..as for me, luckily I still had a place called "Home". I asked one of the officers (aka idiotic bastards) to change my flight to tomorrow morning…

So guys, girls, if you ever wanted to travel elswhere (by plane), better think twice..(hmmm…what else to think?..as if we have plenty of options…AirAisa (Master of Flight Delay)…MAS airlines (Soon to be Master of Flight Delay and No.2 Money Vacuum Machine…No.1 is none other than TMNut…)

Friday, 16 February 2007

Hometown Visit…

Nothing feels better than be in the home itself….I feel like a King (sleep and eat when I want to, don’t have to search for food, play till the fullest…etc) instead of some lifeless machine in uni…

Maybe it’s time to pay my friends a visit since it is damn hard to get a holiday from…I called my friend, GeeKs to arrange a meeting or a gathering at the mall…(No, it’s not a date….just some sort of gathering…for those who think is a date, prepare yourself to get slaughtered mercilessly..)

Food was what in my mind all day long…sick of the "mamak" foods, "Pan-mee", Japanese buffet, Western-food, etc. I longed for the mouth-watering "laksa" (a type of noodle with spicy gravy made of fish, herbs and spices).



(pic: "Laksa")



(pic: High quality food)

Second round/lunch at McD…..



(pic: My good-friend…GeeKs… Cute? Innocent?..Girls out there, he’s still single….starting price: 1000 bucks..anybody?)



(pic: eeerr…perhaps not……)

I met quite a few "primary to secondary school fiends..ahem..friends, though some or many of them didn’t turn up due to the CNY preparations…(nah…I won’t blame u guys…stab…stab…)

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

Football Frenzy - Royal House Cup 2007

4 days before Chinese New Year… I decided to throw in a Pre-CNY party at my house.. including a Royal House Cup ( Most people here are crazy about winning eleven…) It would be the CSIT Group vs The Sunway 6/6 group (my housemates). We bought in plenty of pepsi, snacks, KFC and..ahem ..beers..

I created a Ragnorak Private Server (the wireless home network system) but it seems not many people were interested in the game......(Blardy hell, wasting my time setting up the server...)

We played a few games, including "Bluff", a card game using poker cards where a person has to get rid of his cards through "bluffing" in order to win the game. Shayan (AliReza), though looked innocent, he’s the sneakiest player among us… I used my "Brain Manipulation" (in which Shara calls it as "Black Magic" ) to win both games. (we played 2 games).. After that, we played "BlackJack". The loser of the game must drink a big mug of beer or receive certain punishment, which is writing a word (set by the winner) on the wall using the ass… First victim was Juanda, where he was asked to write the word "Mississippi"..Sudheer, the dealer before this, spelt it as 6 "s"es and was forced to join the game… Second victim was Shara, the behemoth bulldozer, who was forced to write the word "sumo-momomo-momo" (a Japanese anime). 3rd victim was none other than the ex-dealer, Sudheer himself. We gave him 2 choices, finish up the mashed potato, or receive the "ass-writing" punishment. 2 minutes elapsed, and he finally chose the punishment by writing the word "statistics"..To further their embarassment, Nick recorded the punishment for Shara and Sudheer (Juanda escaped by luck or does Nick like to see fat people being tortured?).. One odd thing worth mention is that those people who had beers were still conscious, while those who took pepsi started to get high….(Robert shouting, Sudheer ass-writing…)

Video of Sudheer's ass writing:

video


After that, it was the greatest moment of all, the Royal House Cup -2007, CSIT group vs Sunway 6/6 group. The challengers were very lucky that night as the legendary player, Mahfouz, was busy. He was replaced by the Second-Best-Player, Ammar, the flying durian instead.

Results:

Muhsin vs Nick 0 - 1

Though Muhsin put up a great fight, nonetheless, it was still insufficient to beat the drunken DotaKing, Nick.

Sudheer vs Shara 1 - 0

Sudheer and Shara were arch-nemesis. Both side kept boasting about their skills in the game. However, surprisingly, Sudheer emerged victorious in the end of the game. Shara, who has beaten a number of players, including Nick, was severly demoralized by the outcome. Can Sudheer emerge victorous again in the next rematch? Or the behemoth bulldozer will thrash Sudheer like yesterday’s garbage?

Daniel vs Nick 0 - 2

The Dotaking used everything, from flirting skills to Dota skills, and the Lady of Luck was with him. Nick won with an impressive 2 goals.

Shara (Sudheer) vs Ammar 0 - 1

Sudheer withdrawn earlier by giving the excuse, "it’s already too late, I missed my home…I wanna play Gunbound"…He was replaced by Shara, the behemoth bulldozer. However, Ammar’s status as the "Second-Best-Player" easily defeated Shara. Perhaps Sudheer knew how terrifying is to play against Ammar and decided to withdraw earlier to escape the humiliation?

Final match:

Ammar vs Nick 1 - 0

Both man struggled in the 10 minutes "hell of a match". In the end, Nick submitted to the power and skills of Ammar, the flying durian. Could Ammar’s first reign as the "Royal House Cup" end in the next match?

First Royal House Cup winner - Ammar, the flying durian.

At about 12 midnight, it was the fireworks celebration. (Cheap fireworks gotten from Fajar) We eagerly lit up the fireworks, but due to the fact that the thing was a cheap stuff, and cheap stuff normally won’t bring any good, the fireworks emitted tonnes of smoke instead of flares… We stopped playing with it before the fire trucks arrive at our house…….

The party continued until 2.00 am. (All the so-called friends trying to thrash me in some fighting games…)

Footnote: Gong Xi Fa Chai to those who celebrate Chinese New Year and Happy Holidays to those who aren’t…..

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Horrible trip to MidValley…….

A fine morning it is..cool breeze blowing to the face..such soothing weather today…I felt that something special or wonderful will happen today…It turns out to be true…(anyone wants psychic reading?)

Class at 11 morning was cancelled (we don’t know what’s the reason but apparently there was a note stating "class cancelled", not sure whether it was left by the lecturer or not…..ok, who cares about that. we would use the note as our evidence…) We also signed a "petition" to our DBS lecturer to cancel the afternoon class..and he agreed…

Since we don’t have any classes in the afternoon…our minds thought of the same thing … "Going to get some nice food in KL"… Me, Shara, the massive compiler, Nick, the guy which has no life except for Dota and girls, Juanda, the man who can speak in different accents and uses Hokkein when he is sleeping or sleepy, and Ahmed from Shashomaniac, decided to travel to MidValley…

The weather looked fine when we start off our journey. When we arrived at the KTM station, the parking was full and we had to park far ..i mean far far far away from the station. In addition to our miseries, it started to rain quite heavily. Nick, Juanda and I activated "windwalk" for 300 m … The station was near to my sight, suddenly I inhaled the rain water that dripped down from my nose…it was really a "pain in the nose"… I slowed down my pace and looked back..Shara was jogging along the road together with Ahmed…. (242 lbs bulldozer on the run….)

When we finally arrived at the station, all of us are as wet as if we just bathed with our clothes on…We sat down at one of the benches there, trying to dry off the water from our clothes… We were chatting happily when the rain was getting heavier and heavier … My god, is "he" getting pissed off? We started cursing "him"..especially Shara..the rain instantly turned to a raging storm…destroying almost everything in the vicinity…(Recall the scene where Saruman was casting a spell - Avalanche on Frodo and his companions..)

(pic: all of us getting wet because of the rain…)

(pic: "His" path of destruction….)

(pic: Juanda was depressed…poor guy)

After 20 minutes ride, we arrived at MidValley…We went straight to Chillis for lunch…Meal of the day: Bottomless chips with nice cheesey sauce… Shara finished his big burger …(sorry McD..your big mac just isn’t big enough to compete with this…) in less than 15 minutes..which is an impressive record…(not many people can challenge this behemoth when it comes to food)…

(pic: sorry man..just the leftovers…we devoured everything before the photo can be taken…)

Next stop it’s movie time….However we were a day earlier for the premier of "Ghost Rider" by Nicholas Cage…We stared at the "today’s list" for quite some time (can’t decide which movie to watch.. Epic Movie is a retarded show…Blood and Chocolate - sounds stupid, Chinese movies - half of my friends don’t understand), we chose to go sight-seeing instead of wasting 10 bucks for a worthless movie….We stopped by the "Pet Wonderland" where the cute but seemingly stupid little hamsters captured our eyes. It’s amazing how a big fat hamster trying to squeeze into a small, narrow tube…(Nick was somewhere out there flirting with a salesgirl…) We somehow managed to find Borat’s swim-wear (80 bucks per piece)

(pic: stupid little things…..)

While Nick was still busy flirting with the flat-face salesgirl, Shara and I went to some stone-face palm analyzer machine…The result is quite accurate…(Shara: yea right….i mean ya…accurate..)

Right palm: (actually should be the left palm)

Left palm: ($$$ again…..)

hmmm…my health is deteriorating because of some factors in my life….should reduce the activity of the last section..lol

During our tour, we found some hidden treasures…but then, it was too heavy to bring it out, and there are plenty of hidden traps around (security)

We continued to walk around (had some desserts in the middle) until 5 pm. Then it’s time for us to go back…each of us are a bit (actually very disappointed) as not much "hot-chicks" can be seen there…real sadness….

When we arrived back to our "jungle area", the weather was scorchingly hot…damn….We had to walk few hundred meters back to the car….

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day….no..tomorrow WILL BE a better day..(CSIT group and Sunway 6/6 group ready for rumble!!! Chong’s Royal House Cup - 2007)

Thursday, 1 February 2007

Food Marathon II…..

More than 100 types of food, 4 players and only one will emerge victorious…..

Food marathon 2:

contestants:

Shara, the wanderer compiler

Bob, the Thunder God

Ahmed from Shasomaniac

I, the windwalker aka G.O.D

venue: Sasaki restaurant

Before the start of our busy week, my friends and I have decided to go for the Japanese buffet again. (Bob and Ahmed have never tested Japanese cuisine whereas Shara and I are the veterans…) All of us have only one goal…that is to go as many rounds as possible…

Before the start of our "amazing race for food"…Someone foretold us that we will never make it on time as the lunch time is only from 12.30 pm to 2.30 pm. But due to our strong will and determination (our motto, Food for Life, Food for pleasure), we made it at 1.00 pm. Each of us had 4 rounds of food.

Appetizers:

Main course (bout 3 rounds):

Desserts:

In the end, it was Shara, the gigantic compiler who emerged as the winner….After the "stomach bursting" lunch, we went sight-seeing around Bukit Bintang (StarHill)…

The most surprising event of the day was the pirated-DVDs, once ruled over the shops and stalls of Bukit Bintang (StarHill) seemed no where to be foud, as if they "extinct" and was replaced by originals. My hope to relax and try out some new games or movies was shattered in an instant…

“Epic Movie”- The not so epic film…

The day before the Thaipusam holiday, my housemates and I planned to go for a movie…However, after that we felt quite lazy and decided to stay in the house for the day….

The next day - Thaipusam (Someone had to go Batu Caves to pierce his body…)

"A holiday in the house? No way! I must get out from the "jungle" and return to the civilized world!!!" I went to my friend’s room and tried to lure him into going for a movie…I tossed a coin..heads for going and tails for staying (The magic coin is the guide for me..it helps me of getting the right choice everytime..)

We prepared ourselves and headed towards Times Square for the "Epic Movie"..(actually all of us had our intentions..Ammar wanted to get his copy of "Malaysian Evo", Mustap and I wanted to get a quality router for the house, Sudheer wanted to "wash his eyes" and Diban wanted to…er…not sure….

"Epic Movie", a story full of parodies…The story settings consists of Narnia, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Nacho Libre, Borat, Charlie and the chocolate factory, James Bond, Click, Pun’k, Da Vinci code, X-men and many more…One of my favourite characters is Silas, the albino baddy in Da Vinci code, who is supposed to be ruthless and cruel..but in this movie, he looked more like a clown..

Storyline: Main story resolves around the land of Narnia and includes …rating: 5.5/10 (Sorry guys, I hate the story of Narnia…)

Audio/Music: Nothing much impressive. They used most of the popular songs available. 4.5/10

Graphics: What do you expect from "Scary movie" type graphics? 6.0/10

Overall: 6.7/10 The movie can be quite entertaining. Nonethless, the use of dirty jokes and gross actions just don’t amuse me that much…..