Grand Theft Auto..Malaysia Campus!!!

You can see I am the notorious Chinese mafia with sunglasses on the top left corner...Thanks to Ahmed for this wonderful piece of artwork..Trailers coming soon!!!

Merry Christmas!!!!!

I would like to wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy holidays!!!!



ps: Grab me some turkeys and Christmas puddings...

Day out in StarHill...

It's Christmas soon and I'm bored....well the sentence is not really related but yes, I am BORED...So I decided to head down to the most happening place in KL...StarHill (Bukit Bintang)..(Note: We all know that the parliment actually is the most happening place in Malaysia)

I arrived there at around lunch time. So, first thing I did was lunch at McDonald. Why McDonald and not some chinese food or other fancy restaurants? There's an obvious reason for this....Since it's school break/Christmas break now, there will be tonnes of teenage girls in hot outfits "lingering" there.... I wanted to feed my eyes with something nice and spicy after too much of the "normal", "usual" and 'unusual" ones...So next time if any of you noticed a guy at some corner, eating his fries for 2 hours plus...and looking around for preys like a hungry wolf..it could be me...

After lunch, I walked around Sungai Wang (Money River) for leisure...For those who are not familiar with Sungai Wang....it's a place where money flows like river..really!!!....and it's not just any ordinary money...it's YOUR MONEY....I walked around the place and suddenly this funny guy popped up from nowhere (actually behind the stage).

He is YAMATO!!!! I don't watch this stupid and retarded cartoon, so if you ask me how the hell did I recognise this cartoon character, I got it from the host beside who was yelling his lungs out "Who wants to take a photo with YAMATO?!!?...You can get the ticket for the photograph from our sellers wearing santa hats!!!" 10 - 15 times. As soon as he finished yelling, several girls with santa hat approached the audience to "persuade" them into taking photos with Yamato. The girl approached me but thankfully did not offer me the ticket, or an awkward dialogue would occur...

Sales girl: You want a ticket to take photograph with Yamato?

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sales girl: Sir, do you want a ticket?

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sales girl: Sir, it's Yamato...

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sales girl: Sir......

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I walked around the area for a few hours before heading for a drink....(the weather and girls are hot that day..) I bumped into Dragon Cafe which according to the posters outside the cafe, the cafe owner is Jackie Chan....


The place was a heaven for me. I was tired after few hours of walking. Not to mention having legs cramps and muscle aches all over my body. A nice long sofa, comfy pillows and a glass of Vanilla frappe would reall make my day.

I was enjoying my time there, relaxing and watching my favourite advertisement - Acer Laptop Ads from the tv... and the sofa was comfy enough to make me slowly falling asleep there... I turned and look around the place just to keep me awake and hey and I noticed something from above....a granny was stalking me.....

Lemon Restaurant.....

Lemon Restaurant is a restaurant serving Malay and Thai Cuisine....It was featured in one episode of the famous "Jalan-jalan cari makan" series, a TV show introducing restaurants and eating outlets around Malaysia and some other countries like Singapore. (I knew this from the "jalan-jalan cari makan" plat which the host will normally give out towards the end of the show, displaying in the restaurant). But most importantly, it's HALAL...(I was with two friends that day, and one of them is a Muslim..so we tried not to have any pork that day...)

Contrary to the tv show which depicted the food to be tasty, delicious, mouth watering or whatever descriptions you can think of (I haven't seen that episode, but obviously the host was complimenting on the food, otherwise they won't even recommend the restaurant on the show which would mislead the audience. But hey, this is Malaysia, anything can happen....it's the "Malaysia Boleh" [Malaysia Can] spirit) , the food actually leave much to be desired, maybe because we ordered some cheap lunch package, who knows? The chef might be pissed off and simply prepare the dishes.. (Chef: You cheap bastards!!! Me: It still costs us about RM 86 for the lunch ya know!!!)

First, we were served with a Thai style chicken....which i thought supposed to be some sort of deep fried chicken with sweet sour sauce...well the actual dish was a darkish, mild fried chicken in sweet sauce...

Thai style chicken

Next, the Tom Yam...which barely contains any ingredients apart from some cauliflowers, onions and the pathetic, super small shrimps...

Tom Yam

Third one was the "Kerabu", the Malay style salad which usually consists of Mango and Cucumbers in a sweet sour sauce. But the one they served us was overpoweringly sweet...guess the chef accidentally dropped the entire bottle of sugar in the cooking pan.....

Kerabu

Fourth was the "Kangkong with Belacan"...a typical Malay dish which you can't really mess up. Unfortunately, they did kinda messed up the dish...Firstly, I can't really smell the belacan (spicy shrimp paste). True belacan has the powerful fragrance...well it's not there in this case. Secondly, they put too much of the dried shrimps which cause imbalance in the overall texture....

Lastly, the dish which I had the highest expectations out of the four turned out to be a nightmare. Well, simply put, it's a "mummified fish". I wonder if the chef actually bought it from the museum in Cairo, then this could be considered the most "exotic" dish I have tasted so far....
A good deep fried fish will have a crunchy skin and juicy meat. But for this dish, it's dried from inside out.....It's so dry that I really suspect that it was a real "mummified fish from Cairo"...We lost our appetite by just looking at the fish itself!!!

"mummified fish from Cairo"

Verdict: Overall, the lunch was quite disappointing....The dishes only have a few tastes...it's either sweet, sweeter..or sweetest..(apart from the Kangkung belacan and tom yam)
I regretted that I didn't had my lunch at Kenny Rogers.....

Robert in Fear Factor....

Behold, one of the famous Chinese cuisine, Frog Meat in black pepper. (My mouth is already watering by just looking at the photo). It is a delicacy for most Chinese because of the tenderness of the meat. The texture frog meat is softer and juicier compared to the chicken. Robert, a Blackanese (a term for Africans who abandoned their traditional food -Fried Chicken for Chinese cuisine...Note: I am not stereotyping here.....) is going to try the frog for the first time .

Tears flowing*

In the end, Robert sweared that he is never to touch frog meats ever again....

Deadly delicious pizzas....

Adapted from BBC news...

A Florida pizza delivery man who was challenged by armed robbers in the city of Miramar got in first with his own weapon - a large pepperoni pizza.

Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the piping hot pizza at the gunman, then turned on his heels and ran.

He made a safe getaway, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, despite one shot being fired as he fled.

Police later arrested three teenage suspects, who have been charged with armed robbery.

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Who could have thought the delicious pizzas can be used as a weapon to fend off some robbers? I thought the only edible stuff that can be used as a weapon is the durian (see the picture below)

Little facts on Durian, the king of Fruits:
Why is it called the king of fruits? Simple, it is able to crush any existing fruits to a pile of poop..and no fruit is able to penetrate its thick, thorny skin...(what about coconuts? it's hard and delicious too...but the flesh isn't yellowish (note: yellow is a common colour for royalties) like the Durian.

Durian has a lot of other functions.

• It can be sold for money
• It can be used as food or snacks
• It can be used as a weapon
• It can be used to play a prank on other people (such as letting people sit on the durian skin) DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
• It can be used to fend off foreigners, especially White people (they can't stand the smell), thus earned the name "White Repellent"
  
• and others....

Ok, enough crap with the durians. I wonder if pizzas still works if the robbers are Italians???

Konichiwa.....Nippon Cuisine

The Japanese restaurant "Lampachi" , "Kampachi"....

Katsu Curry set

Rainbow maki

Sushi-Sashimi Bento Set

Niku Udon (Beef Udon)

and lastly, the ever refreshing Asashi beer...

Juanda, while waiting for his food....

And me....


End note: I feel really hungry after I posted this entry......

Smiley face in the sky....

This scene happened about a week ago. Thanks to Meilinda for notifying me this spectacular view. You can see the eyes and a smiling mouth (2 stars shining brightly above the crescent moon).



Sorry for the quality of the photo as I don't have the powerful star gazing, telescopic camera. I did not in any ways tamper with the photo except putting the address of my blog on the bottom right corner.

You can Google it to find out more information on the phenomena.

Assassins Creed - The Chronicles of Altair

The Legend of Altair
- Hatred in Acre -

During the third crusade, the city of Acre was ruled by the Templar Knights. The knights were cruel and ruthless. They would go around killing and robbing people of their properties. Any resistance would be crushed completely and anyone involved will be hanged or beheaded publicly. It was a terrifying period for the citizens of Acre. Many lives have been lost during the Templar's rule.

The citizens of Acre were helpless. They could do nothing against the mighty crusader Army. The only thing they could do was to pray to God, hoping that God would send a warrior down from Heaven to liberate them from the Templar's reign on them.

On day, an assassin named Altair was on a mission in Acre to find new girls for his master. His master, Al Mualim, has a habit of keeping young girls in the garden at the back of the fortress.

During his mission, he witnessed the cruelty of the Templars.

Suddenly, three unknown figures appeared behind him. Altair drew out his sword and fought back.

As predicted, the three unknown figures were the Templar Knights. After the fight, Altair interrogated one of them to find out the Templar's motive. From there, Altair learned that he Templars have observed him for a long time. He knew he had to stay low profile and avoid any contacts with the Templars.

However, things were not so easy for Altair as the Templars have eyes and spies everywhere in the city. Wherever Altair went, there would be Templars waiting to ambush him from behind. Altair fought a ferocious and bloody street battle with the Templars. Eventually, all the Templar Knights in Acre were defeated and killed by Altair.

When the citizens heard that the all Templars have been eliminated, they began to come out from their hiding place. Joy and happiness filled the entire city. The people of Acre hailed Altair as their hero and saviour. A grand celebration was held and Altair was showered with many gifts and presents from the people.

Some of them showed their gratitude in a very different way..

After that, Altair left the city and continued his journey to Jerusalem and Damascus to complete his mission, that is to search for young maidens for his master....

To Be Continue............

Don't look down on Geeks!!!!

Kevin Siers, North Carolina -- Editorial cartoons from the Charlotte Observer

i-Nikki version 1.0....

With the advancement of technology and heavy fighting between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, most people nowadays are able to indulge in luxurious and high tech items such as iphone, mac book pros, Acer laptops...etc. And now after years of research by the computer scientists and engineers, Chongism is proud to present the future of entertainment systems, the i-Nikki version 1.0!!!!!

This human-sized entertainment systems utilises the Syntactic Hyper-reactive Intelligence Technology (S.H.I.T) embedded with advanced-and-complicated-neural-network-which-the-scientists-gave-up-and-just-dump-in-there-system. The i-Nikki version 1.0 has over 3000 quad core processors, 9000 TB of storage and 2 powerful type-A speakers which are enough to give you a blast!!...(can be upgraded to type-Z speakers). It is powerful than any of the home entertainment to date, and future. (PS3 and Xbox 360 are garbage compared to the i-Nikki version 1.0)

The i-Nikki version 1.0 has many interesing features that would keep the users entertained 24/7.

• A powerful home theater system
  
• A video and voice recording system
• A dictionary and encyclopedia system which will make you "feel" more intelligent
• An alarm system
• A spotlight system which you can use it in the parties
• A drinking partner
• A dancing machine/partner
• A powerful gaming system
• A gambling machine
  
• A portable mp4 device which you won't have to carry it yourself...it walks and follows you around!!!
• And many many more!!!!

The i-Nikki version 1.0 also comes with device ports that are compatible with all the devices in the market. So you don't have to worry about getting or upgrade your usb, e-sata, HDMI cables and devices!!!

Here's a sneak peek on the latest i-Nikki version 1.0...(click for larger image)

pic 1: A kid was listening to some music using the earphones which is plugged into the i-Nikki version 1.0...

pic 2: the kid spotted me......

Acknowledgment:
The i-Nikki version 1.0 is developed and produced by the PMS industries.

My Christmas shopping....

Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way~~~~

Christmas is just around the corner. All the shops are having great sales now, 20%, 50%, 70% except 100%.....It's the shopping season and all the housewives, teenagers and people who have absolutely nothing to do during the weekend will be seen lingering around the malls for bargains, dating or just simply there doing nothing. Sadly, I was among the ranks of the last group of people. I went to the mall with the hopes of getting some Christmas gifts for friends and for the loved ones...

Unfortunately, I did a terrible mistake in the shopping rules, that is by not inviting any female friends or gay friends to join me. They are the best consultants you can get when you need to get a gift for someone. Some of you might argue: "What's so difficult in getting some gifts?" Well, honestly I suck at shopping. I always get junks which I don't need at all whenever I go shopping (That's the reason why I love ebay so much, because it's full of junks....). I would choose something, buy it and regret in the next 10 minutes....

I walked around the mall for hours and nothing seems to catch my eyes apart from the cute mushroom doll which I almost bought it away..... but I find it stupid after 5 minutes looking at it. I tried to look for some "Babi Dolls" (Stuffed piglets-soft toy) but the designs are not interesting enough. I gave up shopping and went for lunch instead at Chillis.

Large beef bacon burger with chips

Cheesy eggrolls with salsa sauce

My lunch with the missing bottomless coke

The meal was freaking filling...I had to take my time to finish up the food. And while having my meal, I was watching some "International Martial Arts Competition"...All I can see in the show was contestants jumping and flipping around, smashing or get smashed by woods and concretes and yelling like they are crazy mofos ready for "Bankai" "Banzai" attack....The jumping, kicking and smashing really makes the contestant look like a force to be reckoned with, but the fighting part was just plain gay.....It's nothing near to the Tae Kwan Do or the Boxing tournament...The contestant will try to "whack" the opponent's head or other body parts to get a point, and the way they do it is like "touching softly" instead of "beating the crap out of the person that you hated the most"....

I had a hard time trying to finish my meal

I the end, I got myself some groceries and headed back to get some sleep after the heavy meal.....

Note: The portion in the pictures may look small but in real they are huge...

Shopkeeper nowadays.....

This is my second encounter in a month...

The first encounter happened to me when I was ordering a double beef burger with cheese from a stall. My friend ordered froom the same stall and got his burger earlier than me. He was paying using a large note, 50 bucks... The stall owner raised his eyebrows and asked him if he has any smaller notes which my friend said no.... So I decided to treat my friend for the burger. I told the stall owner that I'm paying for him too. He then asked me for my order which I answered "a double beef burger with cheese"....He nodded and I handed him a 10 bucks note. He gave me back the change and soon my burger.

When I was about to leave, he asked me to pay for my burger. I was like "WTF? Didn't I just tell you that I"m goona pay for my friend and MINE?" He told me that he only calculated my friend's burger... so I gave him the money for my burger and left in disbelief ...."Is this guy mentally challenged or he just don't understand a f*****g word of English?" I doubt it's the latter as he asked me what I want in almost perfect English (not English accent...perfect English as in a complete sentence with all the nouns, verbs, adjectives ..etc...)

Just when I thought it was nothing unusual about that incident...perhaps thay guy was blurred at that time or too busy to do some simple calculations (a lot of orders coming in) or maybe he can only do complex log functions and not simple additions....it happened to me for a second time.
I was in a convenient store to get some snacks and drinks. I put down my candies and chocolates on the side of the table and then headed to the fridge to get some drinks. I got back to the shopkeeper and handed him a 20 bucks note...(I have calculated the price together and it's less than 20 bucks.) He gave me back the change and like any customer will do, I grabbed my snacks and drinks that was "paid" to make way for other customers to pay their stuff....

The shopkeeper stopped me. He said I didn't pay for the snacks. Again, I was like "WTF!! Are you mentally retarded or what? I put together my stuff for you to calculate!!!" I checked the change that he gave me back to avoid being conned, and indeed, he did not calculate the snacks....only the drinks. I gave him the money I "owed" him and left in disbelief...

How come people nowadays don't do additions like they used to..... Are they so blardy lazy tat doing calculations that they would prefer customers paying the stuff one by one or waiting for the customers to do all the calculations and then give them the money that they owe...There is something called "CALCULATOR" for God's sake.....Maybe it's a business strategy to con those people that are not good at maths...so they can say it's not their fault for overcharging them. The customers can only blame themselves when they pay more than they should...

And surprisingly, the shopkeeper in the convenient store is a CHINESE......