30th of October...A good day to remember....

It all started with Ming, the evil entity with the shape of a little kid who decided to ditch some friends. We have been playing "ditching" ( a prank on some friends by leaving them alone in some place....) recently.

Today it's a little exciting as a lot of stunts happened. We were at some cheap place having our lunch. Ming, the mastermind that came up with the "Ditching" idea was having a chat on the next table. We have already started digging in our cheap meals. By the time Ming came back, we were almost done with our lunch. We decided to play the prank on him. Han, the driver of the day said that he was going to head back to uni soon, and so were Bob and I since we have already finished our meal. Upon hearing that, Ming tried to finish his food as fast as he could, by swallowing..and he finished it in a whooping 2 mins. That's a record for a little guy like him...and Han almost choked himself to death and Bob somehow got excited and spilled his drink while watching Ming eating for his life.....

After that, we decided to check on some friends that we "ditched" earlier. They weren't at the restaurant that we promised to meet earlier. Ming, trying to do us all a good favour by volunteering himself to check it out just in case if they are there. As soon as he went in the restaurant,we hurrily closed and locked the doors. Just when Han was trying to speed of with his car, Ming suddenly ran out and jumped up and landed on the bonnet. (Thank god he is the size of a kid, imagine if I jumped on the bonnet.....)

Too Bad I didn't have my camera with me, and my phone is low of batteries. Otherwise I would have taken some realy interesting photoshots and uploaded it here....maybe next time

Braveheart inspired Kickapoo advertisement...

TV commercials....

Maiden from Bicester...

Bicester, a small town in the United Kingdom has more to offer than just tax-free, branded stuff. Legend has it that a young, attractive maiden lives in the heart of this very town. Every year millions of visitors flock to Bicester town just to catch a glimpse of the legendary maiden. Those who have seen her in person described her as an angel from the heaven..Her azure eyes would captivate all that see them, and her voice would melt the heart of those who hears it....

See?? People trying to look for the maiden......

But it is no easy task....Out of the millions that have tried their luck to get a view of the beautiful maiden, only a handful succeeded..I was considered to be very lucky as I have actually met the maiden and took a photo of her.....

Ok...I lied about the maiden thing...Bicester is actually a tax-free shopping zone. I would recommend small asian people...ahem people that are not that big to visit the town as you can get a really good bargain from the Kid's section...

These are stuff we bought from there....

What's with the bananas????

Bananas on 4 locations...North, South, East, West

Closer view...

Well, the Hungry Ghost festival was over like a few months ago...So what with the bananas doing here beside a tree??? Have the Western People adopted the Chinese Belief and now they are doing it for the coming Halloween????

Or are they worshipping the tree??

Things happen when you got drunk....

A lot of things happen when a person got drunk. For instance, a person may start talking rubbish about martial arts stuff then proceed to display his skills and ended up whacking his friends.

Some people may refuse everything, yes.. everything (eg they will say "no" when offered a glass of water, they will say "no" when their kind-hearted friends want to transfer him from the cold sofa to the warm bed, and they will say "no" to leaving the toilet bowl) when they got drunk.

Some people might say that they are actually not drunk at all but vomit out everything the very next second. After that, they will start talking about "shitting" (past motion) and toilet. This group of people need to be taken care of or things will get very messy.

Anther group of people might deny that they are drunk, similar to the group above. (They won't vomit or do anything messy) They will try to prove that they are not drunk by trying to walk in a straight line or do anything that is consider "normal/not drunk".

And finally there is a group of people that will perform acrobatics or drunk-dialing other people. This group of people often ends up pretty badly when they got drunk if they have a group of devilish fiends...ahem friends around them.
For example:

Clarification: I DID NOT DO THAT to the poor dude in the picture...I just enjoyed from the side....

Fantasy and Reality.....

Holla, Holland

Amsterdam, the land of the free and weed. The weed lovers and smokers will find Amsterdam a heaven for them.

I am not into those stuff, but I like Amsterdam because it is rich in history.

The streets are maintained the same as they were 150 years ago. It's a peaceful and tranquil city...compared to other large cities like London and Paris and for a small city like that, it has a lot to offer. There are tonnes of places to shop

However, my pleasant stay there was ruined by an old lady.

I was strolling around the city with my friends. It's just like any normal day. At an alley, I met an old lady. She was walking towards my direction. Here's the messed up part, and I swear, I didn't do anything to her. In fact, I didn't even talk to her. She walked near me and started cursing at me out loud..in Dutch... What the heck is going on??? The passerby were all looking at me....as if I was bullying this small, frail and ill-looking old lady.

She then walked pass me with some mumbling in her mouth...Anyone got shouted at or cursed for no reason will certainly feel angry...am I right? So I turned and stared at her. Guess what, she looked at me in the eyes and started a second round of cursing...Goddammit...Son of a bitch!!!!!

Thanks to her for carving a bad memory in my brain regarding Amsterdam, whenever I think about Amsterdam, I think about a city full of old ladies flying around on their broom........and oh yeah, she looks something like this.

Bob, Karin and Meilinda's Birthday...

Location: Tony Romas


Birthday boy and girls.....


Birthday girls....

Main Dishes....





Desserts....



Someone got his face stuck...


No comments....


Han was denied his chicken...............



Who "came" on the table?


Romantic Times during the party....


Bob gave a big kiss to Ming Teik after he bought him a box of XXL condoms...

Aaaw...Ming Teik feeding Nikki with his own spoon.....

Friendly Uncle in Berlin ..

I have decided to post this entry about a stall owner in Berlin as I have received good hospitality from him when I was there. He is a friendly guy who is half Cantonese and half vietnamese. He came all the way from Vietnam 30-40 years ago (I think) and settled here in Berlin, Germany. He can speak the German language pretty well, much better than me speaking Mandarin.....

He sells typical Chinese/Vietnamese Hawker food, like fried noodles with pork chops, hot porridge, rice etc. He runs a stall on the way to the Palace of Charlottenburg. The food are not expensive at all. For 3 euros you get a nice plate of fried noodle with plenty of meat..deep fried pork...pork chops..etc....and most of the listed food their cost only 3-4 euros.

Look at that...yummy!!!

Elvis and I chatted with him for a while. He is able to converse in a little bit of English (which is quite impressive as his primary language is German language). He introduced us the landmarks around Berlin and we shared a little bit of our experience in Europe with him. He kept asking us if we want more food...free of charge...yes he actually prepared to served us all kinds of food he had there but we declined. For us we are not the ones that will take advantage of other people nor the greeedy kind.. We only take the free tea he offered us...ok...2 rounds of tea..and I think Elvis had three...

I'm the greedy bastard on the left...

If you happen to visit Berlin, Just drop by his stall and chat with him. He'd be very happy to give you directions and perhaps a free drink...

Trash for lunch??

I took this photo when I was in Berlin....

Behold, the White Trash Fast Food Restaurant...

Imagine if you walk in to the restaurant and ask the waiter to recommend some local delights for lunch or dinner.

Customer: Do you have any good recommendations?

Waiter: We have the Chef specials today, the Cheesy Oyster Platter with thick Green herbal sauce...

Customer: Sounds interesting..how do you prepare it?

Waiter: First, we take the leftover oyster dumped in the market, then mix it with the cheese found in the unwanted cheese burgers and then finish it with some puke by the drunks from the bar...

Customer: !!!!!

Waiter: Or would you like to try something lighter? We have great selection of snacks available. We have cheese burger, quater pounder, bacon and cheese burger, fillet o' fish. As for the salad, we have fruit salad, wild vege salad, and special farm delights. All snacks are served with a soup free of charge.

Customer: hmmmm....

Waiter: We are committed in only serving the freshest burgers and salad. Our workers are busy collecting the newly dumped burgers from McDonalds and Burger King. We also got the leftover veges from the kids' plate in the nursery and school canteen. For the Special Farm Delights salad, they are collected from the rabbit's farm near here. The soup are delivered to us every morning from the sewage system installed from the food factories to our kitchen. So it's first hand.....

Customer (just lost his appetite): what about drinks??

Waiter: We have our special Cocktail here. It's made by mixing the German cockroach and the lizard tails found in the dumpster behind our restaurant. The German cockroach are the best cockroach out there. Or would you be interested in our Maggot juice? We have some really big and juicy maggots in our kitchen now...

Customer: !... I guess I'll have a glass of water then....

Waiter: Sure. Be right back.

After writing down the order, the waiter went to the restroom and prepare the drink....

Disclaimer:

I'm just making fun of the restaurant name. No offense seriously. For those who have tried the food there please let me know how are the dishes served there. Really appreciated.

Divine Cooking...

Divine Dish that will guarantee eternal life!!!

The ingredients used in this dish are:

1. The Winter Lavender found on the peak of Mt. Everest
2. Bob nuts found in the deep jungle of Uganda
3. Giant pineapples found in the war zone of Afghanistan.
4. Chicken breast obtained during the year of the Cock.
   
5. and finally my hair found on my body...

The last item is the most important and hardest ingredient to get as it's hard to find hair on my body (only the chest hair and facial hair are edible but they are very, very rare..other than that eg leg hair, the hair..etc are poisonous) and you might get beaten up for trying to get my hair.

After obtaining the ingredients, you must cook it with crude oil from the soils of Iraq. Olive oil and cooking oil won't work. After mixing together the ingredients, you must cook it with slow fire created using the Ki energy. You may also use the plutonium enriched gas/cooker for the meal but you might be dead exposing yourself to radiation before you finished cooking the dish.

Cook the dish for 49 days and 49 nights....then it'll be ready to be served on the dining table..

NOTE (IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE READ THIS):
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE for any accidents or whatever bad things that might happen to you if you try to make this dish...Cook at your own risk!! (That is if you really believe it....who knows..some people out there might actually trust my cooking skill....)

East vs West....The Media

My Favourtie Channels....

US Documentary (U) - 10.00 am

Title: The Road to the White House

Synopsis: See how Barrack Obama/John Mccain came from a normal senator to a presidency candidate and finally a President of the most powerful nation in the world..as well as getting his own bedroom in the White House....


Malaysian Thriller (18 SX) - 10.00 pm

Title: The Mastermind behind the Curtain

Synopsis: Anwar has been trying to track down the person that has framed him and accused him. Meanwhile, the political success of certain politicians have been undermined with the outbreak of their scandals into the public. Who is the one behind all these? The truth will be revealed in today's episode....

Taiwan WWE (18 PL) - 11.00 pm

Title: Chen VS Ma for the Taiwan President Title (TPT Championship)

Synopsis: Check out the battle between Chen and Ma in the brutal table and ladder match tonight. Can Chen defend his title against Ma? Or will Ma get his hand on the TPT Championship? Stay tune for tonight's match!

Note: The author has nothing to do with the content of the tv programmes. Watch at your own risk...

Darn it...it destroyed my weekend...

Well, it's Sunday and I'm at home...bored. I browsed through my desktop to find something interesting..and I'm not talking about Hentai here as I have just lost 295gb worth of data (including the x-series) when my external hard disk fell from the table. After a few minutes, something caught my eyes. It's the Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars game. I thought I have already erased most of the game from my computer....ah...what the heck...I'm bored. So I clicked on the game icon and started playing.....but a normal game would be boring...and you'll need to spend a lot of time gathering resources...building up an army...yawn. I opened my web browser and type in "CnC 3 Tiberium Wars trainers"

Side note: A trainer is a device where the player can activate god mode, unlimited resources, instant build, no power requirement...etc..

I downloaded the trainer with all the features above..except for the god mode and started my game happily.

I've chose to become an asshole by setting the handicap to -95%. That means my units are -95% weaker than the opponent's. In other words, my units are SUPER DUPER SHIT.......

And look at how fast I create my army. No one would stand against a vast army like this....I'm destined to win the match..

The A.I started to send in its army. No bother, my army will crush them in no time.

Then I spied on the enemy's base using the spy satellite ability...and I was shocked...very very shocked to find this...

The enemy had all the cheat effects that I've just activate.....#$#@%@$%!@!#$@!@341 (Foul words detected...censored) The computer is cheating...bloody hell (computer: tell me again who is the one cheating first??)

In 10 minutes, the Tripods overran my base and defeated me....

Screw this game...I'm gonna erase it from my computer right away....and yes, my fine Sunday was ruined by this....

Speechless in the new bleach filler episode....

Lately, the Bleach anime is getting more and more ridiculous...Firstly, some weird fillers about some weird swords and weird people...plus the filler episodes are standalone/OVA series...and are not connected to the main storyline...(The main characters can travel freely from Hueco Mundo back to reality...huh? doesn't make sense...)
Next, the producer can't even produce a creative and interesting looking weapon for the new captain (The filler is all about the the new captain for the 3rd division.....boring......)

Look at the picture below...see anything weird??



ok, i'll make it clearer.....



He's using a dick as his BANKAI........my god.....

Obviously the producer & artists (not the original author..i'm refering to the people that produces the Bleach anime series...) have run out of ideas.....

Oh My NOSH!!!!

To be honest, I'm drooling all over my keyboard when writing this post. The food they served at Nosh (a little Sichuan Restaurant in Beeston) has been listed in my "Godlike Food List"....

Just look at these dishes...I feel like eating my monitor now...



Another grand display of good food...



Such feast!!!!



No.1 dish of all time...."Chairman Mao"

The Chef has high regards of the man who made China...This is the best dish (pork) in the whole menu...and has become our "constant" and no.1 favourite dish in Nottingham...



No. 2 dish...Mutton with fu-chuk (don't know what it is called in English..toufu skin??) The oily gravvy will certainly open up anyone's appetite....



Other dishes worth mentioning: Chicken with chillis..You'll be coming back for more after having these two...



I feel unusually hungry after this post.....