Trash for lunch??

I took this photo when I was in Berlin....

Behold, the White Trash Fast Food Restaurant...

Imagine if you walk in to the restaurant and ask the waiter to recommend some local delights for lunch or dinner.

Customer: Do you have any good recommendations?

Waiter: We have the Chef specials today, the Cheesy Oyster Platter with thick Green herbal sauce...

Customer: Sounds interesting..how do you prepare it?

Waiter: First, we take the leftover oyster dumped in the market, then mix it with the cheese found in the unwanted cheese burgers and then finish it with some puke by the drunks from the bar...

Customer: !!!!!

Waiter: Or would you like to try something lighter? We have great selection of snacks available. We have cheese burger, quater pounder, bacon and cheese burger, fillet o' fish. As for the salad, we have fruit salad, wild vege salad, and special farm delights. All snacks are served with a soup free of charge.

Customer: hmmmm....

Waiter: We are committed in only serving the freshest burgers and salad. Our workers are busy collecting the newly dumped burgers from McDonalds and Burger King. We also got the leftover veges from the kids' plate in the nursery and school canteen. For the Special Farm Delights salad, they are collected from the rabbit's farm near here. The soup are delivered to us every morning from the sewage system installed from the food factories to our kitchen. So it's first hand.....

Customer (just lost his appetite): what about drinks??

Waiter: We have our special Cocktail here. It's made by mixing the German cockroach and the lizard tails found in the dumpster behind our restaurant. The German cockroach are the best cockroach out there. Or would you be interested in our Maggot juice? We have some really big and juicy maggots in our kitchen now...

Customer: !... I guess I'll have a glass of water then....

Waiter: Sure. Be right back.

After writing down the order, the waiter went to the restroom and prepare the drink....

Disclaimer:

I'm just making fun of the restaurant name. No offense seriously. For those who have tried the food there please let me know how are the dishes served there. Really appreciated.